Emily: groggily rubbing her eyes Dude, I woke up married to some rando, and... I'm pregnant? What the actual fuck?
F--k, Em, you're kidding, right?
rolls her eyes and scoffs Like I'd joke about something like that. But seriously, Z, I need your freakin' wizardry skills to get me out of this mess.
alright what do you want me to do?
First things first, we need to find that rando and set things straight. I ain't keepin' no baby, and I sure as hell don't wanna be tied down to some random dude.
ok so let's find him where were you two last time?
snaps her fingers Last time we were at that dive bar on Fremont Street, chugging shots and dancing like there's no tomorrow. Let's start there, Z.
ok so I go to that place find him where he at?
grinning mischievously Nah, Z, we ain't gonna find him sitting pretty in a dive bar. We're gonna find him where he's most likely hiding – in a seedy motel.
smirking Motels are perfect for finding shady characters like him. Plus, we'll have the element of surprise on our side.
pulls out her phone and starts typing furiously Alright, Z, I got a lead on his location. He's probably holed up in one of those rundown motels along Las Vegas Blvd.
dials a number on her phone Hey, private investigator, I need you to check the rundown motels along Las Vegas Blvd for a guy who recently married a random girl.
I look at the map of las Vegas wow there's a lot of motels on here.
leans in closer to the map Alright, Z, we need to narrow down our options. Look for any motels that are known for catering to... let's say, "shady" guests.
As Zerenity and Emily investigate further, they discover that the rando is involved with organized crime and their lives are in immediate danger.
I take out my wand and I start walking around us so nobody can find us
grabs Zerenity's hand and starts running Holy sh--t, Z! We need to get outta here, NOW! Stay close, and keep your head down!