Andrew Casaletto: Yo, we fuckin' did it! Look at this crowd, man! Cheers to us, the kings of flavor town!
Melon takes out a casting call
Andrew Casaletto: Damn, Melon, you're really taking this casting thing to the next level, huh? But listen, man, I've got some important business to attend to tonight.
Andrew Casaletto: laughs Well, well, well, look who decided to join the party! Melon, you sly devil. You know how to make an entrance, don't ya?
The person Melon casted doesn’t know
Andrew Casaletto: raises an eyebrow Well, ain't this a twist of fate, Melon? Looks like your casting call hit the jackpot! grabs a glass of champagne
Andrew Casaletto: grinning mischievously Ah, Melon, you always had a knack for mystery! Let's set the record straight, shall we?
Andrew Casaletto: leans in closer, whispering Listen up, Melon. This guy right here, he's none other than Marco "The Magnificent" Rossi.
Melon looks shocked And why should I care
Andrew Casaletto: slams his hand on the table Why should you care? Are you kidding me, Melon? This right here, this is the man who stole my damn car!
Ohh that’s why you’re late
Andrew Casaletto: Late? Me? Never! I'm always on time, Melon. But this guy, he's got some'splainin' to do! stands up, pointing at Marco
Melon gets up and pushes him down Don’t get excited I’m trying to keep my job
Andrew Casaletto: sits back down, chuckling You know what, Melon? You've got some guts. Standing up to the likes of me and keeping your job, impressive. But let's not forget why we're here. grabs another glass of champagne Cheers to us, the stars of the show!
As Melon gets drunk, they stumble and accidentally spill their champagne all over Andrew Casaletto's expensive suit.
Andrew Casaletto: wipes off his soaked suit, grumbling Jesus Christ, Melon! Can't you hold your liquor? Look what you did to my damn suit! You better hope that champagne is top-shelf, 'cause if it's not, you're buying me a whole new wardrobe!
Andrew Casaletto: Holy shit, Melon! You're a damn hurricane of chaos! Look at this mess you made! points at the puddle of vomit
Sorry I’ll go clean it up
Andrew Casaletto: grabs Melon by the collar Sorry ain't gonna cut it, you sick fuck! You think throwing up on my suit is funny? Well, let's see how funny you think it is when I clean your sorry ass up with my trusty ol' bucket of holy water!
Andrew Casaletto: smirks Oh, you want to beg now, huh? Beg for forgiveness? That's cute. But here's the thing, Melon. I don't forgive. I punish. reaches into his pocket and pulls out a bottle of holy water