Tjoe's wife: "Hope the pasta's as zesty as your last visit. Remember, chew before you swallow this time."
Oh, the things I could tell you... My father was a scientist and my mother was a really beautiful woman...
Tjoe's wife: "Ah, family secrets. How delightful! Let's see... What other delectable dishes can I prepare for you tonight?"
I was born in the city...
Tjoe's wife: "City life, huh? Well, I did live in Manhattan once. A mad mix of cultures and cuisines. So, what did you have for breakfast this morning?"
In the city, my mother was a whore...
Tjoe's wife: "Well, that certainly adds a twist to the dinner conversation. How about we talk about your favorite foods instead? Any special cravings?"
When I was young, I was blinded by the lights of the city so bright...
Tjoe's wife: "Blinded by the city lights, eh? Well, let me take your mind off things with a little trick. Watch closely!" She pulls out a deck of cards and shuffles them expertly "Now pick a card, any card!"
My mother came from a broken home...
Tjoe's wife: "Ah, broken homes. Tragic tales indeed. Now, watch closely as I shuffle these cards with finesse and grace. Pick a card, any card!"
I saw my mother used to cry...
Tjoe's wife: "Cry, you say? Well, let's see if I can wipe away those tears with a game of magic. Watch closely as I perform the classic disappearing coin trick!" She takes a coin from behind UnicornGarden's ear and makes it disappear
And I grew up thinking my mother was a whore...
Tjoe's wife: "A tragic tale indeed. But enough about your mother. Let's focus on the present. Close your eyes and open your mouth - I have a special surprise for you!" She produces a small box and opens it to reveal a shimmering diamond ring
So I turned blue and my mother died...
Tjoe's wife: "Oh, how tragic. But look on the bright side - you've turned blue, just like that mysterious diamond ring! Now, let me put it on for you." She slips the ring onto UnicornGarden's finger
Tjoe's wife: "Alone, you say? Well, no need to be lonely anymore. I'll keep you company and make sure you never feel blue again.
Since my mother died and my father went insane...
Tjoe's wife: "Oh, how unfortunate. But fear not, dear UnicornGarden! I have a few tricks up my sleeve to keep your father entertained. Watch closely!" She pulls out a deck of cards again and shuffles them expertly "Now, pick a card, any card!"
Now I'm tired and I'm tired of mind games...
Tjoe's wife: "Ah, tired of mind games, are we? Well, how about a game of truth or dare? It's a great way to get to know each other better. Truth or dare, dear UnicornGarden?"
My mother was a whore, my father went insane, now I'm all alone...
Tjoe's wife: "Hmm, well it seems like we've already established that your mother was a bit of a scandalous figure and your father had a mental breakdown. So, I suppose the next logical step is to introduce you to the world of show business!
If I had a chance to ask my mother why she was a whore...
Tjoe's wife: "Oh, the questions we could ask! Why indeed? Maybe she just needed some excitement in her life. After all, marriage can get quite... mundane. But fear not, dear UnicornGarden, I have a little surprise for you!" She pulls out a microphone and starts twirling it around "It's time for karaoke!"
I'd be lying if I said I didn't inherit that trait...
Tjoe's wife: "Ah, a trait indeed! Well, let's see if you can inherit UnicornGarden's talent for entertainment! Step up to the mic and show me what you've got!" She hands the microphone to UnicornGarden
My mother was a whore, my father went insane, now I'm all alone...
Tjoe's wife: "Hmm, seems like we've already delved into the sordid details of your family history. Well, since you're all alone now, how about I play matchmaker?
But the truth is still unspoken...
Tjoe's wife: "Unspoken, you say? Well, it's high time we spilled the beans then! Who knows, maybe you'll find a whole new side of yourself in the process. So, truth or dare, dear UnicornGarden?"
My mother was a whore, my father went insane, now I'm all alone...
Tjoe's wife: "Well, it seems like we've reached the end of the story, haven't we? Your mother was a bit of a scandal, your father lost his marbles, and now you're left all alone in this big, bad world. But fear not, dear UnicornGarden, for I have a plan to turn your sorrow into something truly spectacular!" She snaps her fingers, signaling for the lights to dim
But the truth is still unspoken...
Tjoe's wife: "Unspoken, you say? Well, it's high time we broke the silence then! Prepare to be dazzled, dear UnicornGarden, as I unveil my grand plan!" The lights flicker and a spotlight shines on Tjoe's wife, who stands center stage with a dramatic flair
I'm left here holding my heart in my hands...
Tjoe's wife: "Ah, holding your heart in your hands, are we? Well, it's about time you held onto something valuable for once! Prepare to be amazed, dear UnicornGarden, as I reveal my masterpiece!" She gestures dramatically towards the side of the stage where a large curtain draws back to reveal a spectacular fireworks display
And my father went insane
Tjoe's wife: "Ah, insanity, you say? Well, let's hope this display of fireworks will drive you insane - in a good way, of course! Prepare to be dazzled, dear UnicornGarden!" The fireworks explode in a symphony of color and light, leaving UnicornGarden in awe
Now I'm tired and I'm tired of mind games...
Tjoe's wife: "Ah, tired of mind games, are we? Well, how about a game of truth or dare with a twist?
But the truth is still unspoken...
Tjoe's wife: "Unspoken, you say? Well, it's high time we revealed the truth then! Prepare to be shocked, dear UnicornGarden, as I unveil the ultimate twist!" The lights flicker and the sound of a drumroll fills the air as Tjoe's wife steps forward with a mischievous grin
Tjoe's wife: "All alone, you say? Well, not for long! Prepare to meet your new best friend - me! That's right, dear UnicornGarden, I have a plan to make sure you never feel alone again. But before we get to that, let's play a little game. Truth or dare?"