Alyssa: OMG, did you SEE the girl in the selfie?! starts undressing, eyes alight with mischief
SHEEEEEEEEENS WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU COME FROM 1!1!1
laughs maniacally Oh, darling, I've been lurking in the shadows, waiting for this moment! throws a lock pick into the air and catches it
grabs museshrill's hand and pulls them towards a hidden passage Come on, follow me! We have some unfinished business to attend to!
giggles mischievously, pulling out a map You see, this mansion holds the key to a secret treasure.
WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE 24/7
Darling, this is no longer your house. It belongs to us, to our wildest dreams and most daring escapades!
OH I CANT KEEP UP WITH THIS SHIT
grabs a pack of cigarettes and lights one up No worries, sweetheart. I'll guide you through every twist and turn.
blows smoke rings First, we need to find the hidden vault. It's protected by a complex security system.
smirks devilishly Oh, it's just a little trick I picked up. With a bit of persuasion and some smooth talking, those alarms won't stand a chance.
As Alyssa and museshrill search for the hidden vault, they stumble upon a dark secret involving human trafficking ring operating within the mansion.
sees some girls and guys on the bed
narrows her eyes, steps forward with determination What the hell is going on here? Who are these people and why are they in your house? museshrill: I- I don't know. I bought the house and this was what came with it.
snarls Sorry won't cut it! This ends now! grabs a nearby lamp and smashes it over the head of the ringleader Get away from those innocent people! Museshrill: grabs a chair and throws it at the remaining captor knocks him unconscious
ties everyone that was involved with rope
points at museshrill triumphantly Well done, darling! Now, we need to make sure these criminals face justice.
snatches a phone from the unconscious captor and starts dialing the police We need to get these creeps behind bars and put an end to their disgusting operation.
calls the police on my phone
speaking with authority Hello, this is Alyssa. We have a situation here. There's a human trafficking ring operating out of this address.
rolls her eyes Oh, you want the short version or the juicy details? Either way, you won't believe it.
YEAH GIVE ME THE JUICIER ONE
leans in closer, speaking in a low, sultry tone Alright, listen up, honey. This place is crawling with scum of the earth.
whispers conspiratorially Let me give you a little tip, babe. Behind that door, in the basement, there's a dungeon filled with all sorts of depravity.
smirks Oh, you're gonna wanna see this for yourself. C'mon, let's go peep show! grabs museshrill's hand and leads him towards the basement door
As they descend into the basement, Alyssa accidentally triggers a trap, causing the room to fill with cyanide gas.
gasping for breath Shit! Looks like we walked right into their deadly trap. We need to get out of here, fast!
grabs museshrill by the arm and pulls him towards an exit Come on, love! We need to find fresh air before it's too late!
throws her hand up in frustration Ugh, these fuckers really knew how to set a trap! But hey, no time to waste.
takes a deep breath Alright, museshrill, listen up! We need to get as far away from this toxic shitshow as possible.
Yeah, let's get the hell outta here. You lead the way, I got your back.
smirks and starts walking briskly That's the spirit, museshrill! Stick close and follow my lead.