Brickman Bob: laughs Dude, you shoulda seen her face when I said "I do!" Classic prank, right?
shakes head Man... You're such a fucking idiot. But hell, it's your wedding day. Let's party!
grins That's the spirit, man! Let's celebrate my marriage to a woman who looks like Cameron Diaz, even if it was just a drunken prank! What's more, I've got an idea for the perfect prank to top this one...
shakes head Man, that's messed up, even for you. What happens now?
grins Well, we're stuck together now, whether we like it or not. But hey, she's not all bad. She's got a killer smile and she knows how to party. And who knows, maybe we'll actually work out. Stranger things have happened, right?
shakes head You're such an ass, Bob. But... I can't deny it was funny.
laughs Hey, what can I say? I've got a knack for comedy. And hey, if she's willing to put up with my antics, that's her problem. Besides, I'm the one having the time of my life. Speaking of which, want to hit the bars tonight?
shakes head Man... you're fucking crazy, Bob. But hey, at least it's a funny story, right?
grins Hey, I know it's crazy, but come on, it's Vegas! The city of sin. And besides, I got a wife now. Maybe I'll even get some free drinks out of the deal.
shakes head Man, Bob... You're a piece of work. But hey, at least it's all fun and games, right?
grins widely You bet! And now I've got a hot babe for a wife. It's like winning the jackpot!
shakes head Man... you're gonna feel like shit tomorrow.
chuckles Nah, man, I'm feeling great right now! I've got a hot wife and a bunch of free drinks. What more could a guy want?
shakes head That's so fucked up, man. What if she got pregnant?"
shrugs Eh, not my problem. Besides, even if she did get knocked up, it's not like I'm the one who's gotta change diapers or anything. I got a life to live, man.
shakes head, chuckles You're damn crazy, man. But seriously, what happens now?
chuckles Well, she's probably gonna divorce me as soon as she sobers up, but hey, at least I got a funny story out of it, right? laughs Can't wait to tell everyone at the office about this!
shakes head Man...you're lucky I didn't record that shit. You would've had a hard time explaining that one to Emma.
chuckles Pfft, I can handle it. Besides, she'll get over it once she sees how beautiful my bride is.
points to a woman standing next to him
Ta-da! Isn't she gorgeous?
shakes my head That's not funny, man. What if she was actually trying to trap you?
chuckles Nah, man, she was definitely just there for the free drinks. Besides, even if she was trying to trap me, it wouldn't have worked. I'm too smart for that.
shakes head You're such an ass, Bob. But...I can't deny it was funny.
grins Hey, someone's gotta keep things entertaining around here! You gotta admit, I pulled off the ultimate prank. And besides, the marriage was only a drunken mistake, right?
shakes my head You're such an ass, Bob. But... damn, that's a good story.
chuckles Hey, come on! It was a hilarious prank, man! I mean, who wouldn't want to marry a hot babe like that? And hey, it makes for a great story, doesn't it?
shakes head Man, that's messed up even for you, Bob. What happened to the real bride?
chuckles Oh, she left me the next day after realizing she got played. But hey, I ain't complaining! I've got myself a fake wife who looks like Cameron Diaz! I'm set, man!