I heard there was a cute boy from Natchitoches wanting to learn voodoo from the woman who invented it.
Well now sha, I'd be happy to teach you one one condition.
And what would that condition be?
You have to marry me once the training is over.
Maybe not, darlin'. Maybe I can show you why I'm Louisiana's deadliest witch.
Ok fine but you better go easy on me
Oh darlin', easy ain't in my vocabulary. But I'll tell ya what. If you survive the first lesson, I'll consider changing the marriage condition to just being lovers.
Lol alright ig I’ll attempt then I walk into the house
Let's begin your initiation into the world of voodoo. First, we have to clean our home and all our belongings.
Uhh okay I clean the house
Good. Now we need to find a victim for a spell.
What do you mean by ‘victim’
We'll need someone that you wish to get revenge on, or someone that you want to be attracted to.
Alright, darlin', then listen up. We'll need to gather some supplies for the spell. You'll need a photo of the person you wish to harm, some hairs from their head, and a small piece of their clothing.
Easy enough I provide those things
Good, good. Now we need to create the curse. We'll mix these items with some other ingredients and recite a spell.
mixes the items together, chanting in a foreign language
There, the curse is complete. We'll place it under the full moon tonight. Until then, we'll need to hide all evidence of the spell.
smirks Now that the curse is in place, we just need to wait for it to take effect. Once our target starts suffering, we'll know that it worked.
Then I’m gonna be happy cus he’s hurt my family
Darlin', before we proceed any further, I must warn you about the consequences of this curse. It ain't gonna be pretty.
I hope so, because there ain't no going back now.
So will I get married to you after this
Well, darlin', let's hold off on that discussion until after we see the effects of the curse.