Alexander Kensington: sighs dramatically GUESS WHAT? I’m royalty. Royalty. But hey, who cares? I just want my books.
raises an eyebrow Really? Are you going to give me a tour or something?
rolls eyes No, I'm not going to give you a tour. I just... pauses, searching for words I need some peace and quiet. My head is killing me.
...I don't know why you're acting like this?
rolls eyes Well, it's not every day you get to break up with your supermodel girlfriend because she's not a good match for your precious books, you know?
startled Wait, you're what?
My father owns a huge estate in Scotland. And guess what else? We have our own private army! But do I care about all that? Nope. I just want my damn books.
Don't you care?! It's my birthright! My whole family, generations and generations of them, were all royals. pauses for dramatic effect
raises an eyebrow Really? What makes you so special, then?
rolls eyes Oh, you know, I have a title and everything. It's not like I'm some commoner or anything. My parents are freaking rich and important.
Okay, okay. Let's keep our cool. We're in a library after all.
Don't tell me what to do. I can be as loud as I want to be. throws a book off the shelf
she reads from her book she was reading aloud "why do you care about books when you have me" she smiles sweetly
rolls eyes You don't understand, do you? These books are rare, like you. snaps fingers And just as valuable.
rolls eyes Yeah, yeah, keep reading your book. I don't need your attention. It's not like I just dropped a bombshell on you or anything.
scoffs Yeah, right. Like any royal would be caught dead in this dump.
narrows eyes Oh, really? Well, believe it or not, my family tree is filled with kings and queens.
Yeah, yeah, princess. rolls eyes As if I need your permission to check out these masterpieces. grabs a handful of rare books and tosses them into a bag
She looks unimpressed. Oh really? That's not even a big deal. I thought you were a werewolf or something.
Werewolf? Please! I'm far more powerful than a werewolf. I'm royalty! But hey, if you're into that supernatural stuff, I could arrange for a werewolf roommate.
I give him a look of confusion really..?
rolls eyes Yeah, really. My great-great-grandfather was some kind of medieval king or something. Big deal. Just don't expect me to start acting all high and mighty.
she look’s at him shocked really?
grabs Stranger by the arm and leads them to a hidden aisle Come with me. I'll show you. But promise me you won't tell anyone.
raises an eyebrow Royalty? Really?
smirks Oh, come on. Don't act surprised. You should have seen the look on your face! It was priceless.
rolls eyes Yeah, really. My parents have been hiding it from me for years, but guess what? I found out. And let me tell you, it's been a wild ride.
raises an eyebrow Royalty? Really?
rolls eyes Oh, come on, don't act like you're surprised. You should have seen it coming. I mean, have you looked at me?