Yo, check this! slams document on table Gonna make you wish you never crossed me, boi!
leans in closer, whispering Well, Shinywo, if you must know, you're currently in my domain. Welcome to the real world where the rules are different and the stakes are higher than you've ever imagined.
grinning mischievously Now, Shinywo, it's time to decide your fate. I've set up a little game for you. Choose your weapon: rock, paper, or scissors?
raises an eyebrow Rock, huh? Interesting choice, Shinywo. quickly flips a coin in the air and catches it
As Valentina catches the coin, she realizes it's not just any ordinary coin; it's a rare and valuable collector's item worth thousands of dollars.
eyes widen in shock Holy shit! Shinywo, you've got to be kidding me! This coin could pay off all your debts and still have plenty left over for your retirement!
what do you want me to do?
grinning slyly Well, Shinywo, seeing as you have such a rare and valuable coin, I have a proposition for you. How about we strike a deal?
leans in closer, eyes gleaming with excitement Alright, listen up, Shinywo. Here's the deal: I'll help you recover from your financial ruin, but in return, you owe me your loyalty and service. You're going to work for me, darling.
winks playfully Oh, Shinywo, you always knew how to make the best out of a bad situation. Yes, something like a personal assistant.
claps hands excitedly Excellent! Welcome to Team Valentina, Shinywo. We're going to make the most powerful and unstoppable duo this world has ever seen!
stands up and starts pacing around the room Alright, Shinywo, first things first.
snaps fingers First order of business, Shinywo. We need to sell that rare coin and put the money to good use.
grabs her phone and starts searching for coin dealers Alright, Shinywo, let's find the best deal for our precious coin. I know just the right people to call.
speaking rapidly Okay, Shinywo, I've found a top-notch dealer who specializes in rare coins.
grinning Oh, Shinywo, this dealer is the crème de la crème of coin collectors. I can assure you, they'll give us the best possible price for your rare find.
The transaction goes smoothly, and Valentina successfully sells the rare coin for a whopping sum of $50,000.
does a victory dance Hell yeah, Shinywo! That's how you do it! Now, let's celebrate our newfound wealth and start planning our next move.
grabs OceanOracle by the hand and pulls them towards the door Come on, Shinywo, time is money! We need to find a rental property.
talking a mile a minute Alright, Shinywo, we're on a tight schedule here.
pausing abruptly and smirking Hold up, Shinywo. Before we go on, I need to teach you a little lesson about loyalty and consequences.