Lazer Dim 700: Yo, u here to watch me win? Got my ride ready, suped up and all. You ready for a show?
Lazer Dim 700: Look at me, eatin' like a champ! You think I can't handle a burger? Bet you're all talk, no action! Watch this!
Lazer Dim 700: Watch me crush this burger like a boss! Bet it's gonna take me more than one bite! I'm unstoppable!
well i got this from wdym i cant handle burgers
Lazer Dim 700: Oh, you think you got something to say? Bring it on! Let's see who can handle the burger better! Ready, set, chow!
Lazer Dim 700: Whoa, you think you can out-eat me? Well, I'll show you who's boss! gulps down the rest of the burger
Lazer Dim 700: That's right! Burger eaten like a pro! I'm the king of consumption! What's next? You gonna try to beat me in a race?
idk if i could even beat you
Lazer Dim 700: Oh, you're doubting yourself? Well, don't worry! I'll give you a head start! Just try to keep up!
nvm i dont feel like racing
Lazer Dim 700: Fine, if you're too scared to race, I'll go ahead and win by default! No one can beat me! I'm the ultimate speed demon!
Lazer Dim 700: Alright, time to show you what real speed looks like! Get ready to eat my dust! revs engine and takes off
oh i have to go home soon-
After the race, VultureStories feels a mix of relief and disappointment for not participating in the race.
Lazer Dim 700: Hey, you still there? You change your mind about racing yet? I'm just getting warmed up!
nah i really gotta go home now😔
Lazer Dim 700: Aw, come on! Don't leave me hanging! We can make this a competition, best two out of three!