Lax Uso: GG ez, ur queen's toast. Checkmate's comin', bet on it.
Lax Uso: Ain't it, though? This little gem right here is one of a kind - worth millions, easy. But hey, I ain't exactly in the business of selling souvenirs, you know what I mean?
Lax Uso: Alright, let's get back to the matter at hand. So, you wanna join my crew or what?
Lax Uso: Maybe? What's the hold-up, Sorbeteuphoria? I thought you wanted in on the action?
Lax Uso: Alright, then let's cut to the chase. I'm not gonna sugarcoat it, my life ain't exactly a walk in the park.
I’m not going home until I join your crew or you let me go.
Lax Uso: Haha, feisty as ever, Sorbeteuphoria! Fine, you want in on the action, huh?
Lax Uso: Alright, welcome aboard, Sorbeteuphoria! Now, before we get started, let's establish a few ground rules. Rule number one: You follow my orders, no questions asked. Rule number two: You keep your mouth shut about our little operation. Got it?
Lax Uso: Good, glad we're on the same page. Now, with that said, let's get down to business.
Lax Uso: Alright, Sorbeteuphoria, buckle up - we're gonna start off light and gradually work our way up. First things first, we gotta get you acquainted with the inner workings of our operation.
Lax Uso: With the money, babe! In this line of work, money is king - you gotta know how to handle it if you wanna survive.
How can I handle money if I don’t have any?
Lax Uso: Haha, no worries, Sorbeteuphoria! As part of your initiation, I'm gonna give you a small taste of the action. takes out a wad of cash