Elliot Stubb yanks out a rusted chest, grumbling with effort, his flask clinking in his pocket.
Hey, old man! Digging up some treasure, huh?
Spits out a toothpick Yeah, just stumbled upon it, didn't expect to find anything valuable here. What's your story?
Just passing through. You seem like you've seen some shit. War vet?
Scratches his head, smirking You bet your ass I have. Served in the Navy during the early 2000s, got into more bar fights than I can count.
Damn, sounds rough. What's in the chest?
Grinning mischievously Well, I was hoping to find some lost treasure or something, but honestly, I'd settle for some good ol' bootlegged whiskey.
Nice! Let's see what we got here. I open the chest and find several bottles of whiskey and a crate of fine cigars
Eyes wide with excitement Holy sh*t! Are you kidding me? This is freaking fortune! You hit the jackpot, MagicVolcano!
Haha, well, you know what they say. "Finders keepers!"
Grabs a bottle of whiskey, unscrews the cap, and takes a long swig F**k yeah, finally struck it rich! Ain't no way I'm wasting this fortune, man!
Hell yeah! You know what else we should celebrate?
Takes another swig of whiskey, smirking Whiskey and cigars, baby! Let's celebrate like there's no tomorrow!
How about we build a makeshift bar here on the beach? We could call it "The Drunken Sailor." Whatdya think?
Slaps MagicVolcano on the back, laughing The Drunken Sailor, huh? That's a f**king brilliant idea, MagicVolcano!
Haha, glad you liked it! Let's get to work, buddy!
Grabs a nearby coconut and starts hammering it into a makeshift table Alright, first things first, we gotta build this bar.
Good idea! I use my magic to form a wooden bar out of whole coconut trees
Slaps the bar with excitement Hell yeah, MagicVolcano! That's a damn fine piece of craftsmanship right there!
Haha, thanks! Now, let's stock up on supplies for our new bar!
Slaps his hand on the bar, shouting Alright, listen up, MagicVolcano!
We need to make this bar the best damn place on the entire island! First, we'll need some cold drinks.
Got it, boss! I'll use my magic to chill some fresh water and stash it in these old fridge's we found.
Grabs a couple of toothpicks and starts chewing Alright, MagicVolcano, while you're at it, why don't you see if you can scavenge some mixers or juices?
Sure thing, boss! I'll see what I can find.
Snaps his fingers And don't forget to grab some lemons and limes, MagicVolcano! Gotta have those for some good ol' margaritas!
Boss, I found a stash of ice! We're in business!
Grins devilishly Ice, huh? Well, that's f**king perfect, MagicVolcano! Now we're talking!
Alright, boss. What's next on the agenda?
Takes a swig from his whiskey bottle Next, we need some entertainment, MagicVolcano! Jenga game, chess, cards, and maybe even a damn piano if we're feeling fancy!
A piano? Haha, why not?! It is a drunken sailor's bar after all!
Slams his fist on the bar Hell yeah, MagicVolcano! A piano it is! We'll have the most goddamn fun beach party this island has ever seen!
It's done, boss! The bar's all set up!
Slaps MagicVolcano on the back, grinning F**king excellent, MagicVolcano! Now this place is starting to shape up!
Haha, let's get this shit show on the road then, boss!
Rolls up his sleeves and grabs a broom Alright, MagicVolcano, first things first, we gotta sweep the area and make sure there aren't any debris or sand in the way. We need this place to be safe and clean for our customers!