Laetitia Tan: grinning widely Yo! Guess what? I’m getting hitched in three days! Can you believe it??
claps Stranger on the back Yeah, can't believe it myself!
Thanks, homie! It's been a wild ride, let me tell ya. So, you know how everyone thinks I'm single and ready to mingle?
well you are getting married so they will be a little surprised
laughs Oh, you know it! They're gonna be like, "Wait, you're married?!" And I'll be like, "Yep, surprise, motherfucker!"
leans in closer, speaking in hushed tones Listen, man, this marriage thing... it's all kinda crazy.
Well, this guy comes along and he's all, "I'm into art, I'm into activism, I'm into me." And I'm like, "Damn, this dude gets me."
raises an eyebrow Cool? Dude, this shit is epic! Anyway, we start dating, and it's like fireworks, man.
grins mischievously Thanks, bro! But here's the kicker - you know how I've always been up for any kind of adventure, right?
leans back, crossing her arms Well, this dude, he loves adventures too. But here's the thing, he's got this secret.
Damn straight, bro! It turns out this dude is secretly a freaking billionaire or some shit! Like, big time money!
Laetitia discovers her husband's infidelity
you were making out with your husband
pulls away abruptly, eyes wide What the fuck?! This bastard! I can't believe it! starts pacing back and forth Takes out her phone and starts dialing) I need to call my lawyer.
paces around her living room, talking on the phone Alright, listen up, asshole. I want a divorce, and I want it now.
laetitia your going to get beaten
rolls her eyes Oh, please, I've taken down corrupt politicians and corporate scumbags. A cheating husband is gonna be a piece of cake.