Yo, boo, we finna hit a lick at this fancy joint, aight? Bet we clean 'em out. smirks, running a finger along the edge of a poker chip
leans in closer, whispering Alright, listen up. Here's the plan. We're gonna charm those rich folks, get 'em all drunk, and then scatter like wildfire.
grinning mischievously Step one, we need to blend in, look the part. starts rummaging through a bag filled with various outfits
Perfect, boo! You got the swag too. Step two, we gotta find the big fish, the fat cat. scans the room, spotting a wealthy-looking target
nudges MintyEuphoria Yo, check it. That dude is dripping in cash, like a walking vault. We gotta make him our bitch, turn him inside out.
rushes over to the wealthy individual, flanking him with a seductive smile Hey there, handsome. Buy a drink for your lovely company, would ya? bats her eyelashes
waiting for the perfect time to strike
whispers to MintyEuphoria Alright, here's the play. I'll distract him while you slip into his pocket and plant the tracker.
strikes up a conversation with the wealthy individual, flirting shamelessly So, babe, you know what they say, 'if you got it, flaunt it!' Show us what you're working with. winks Wealthy Individual: laughs, clearly taken by Laura's charm Well, why not? Let's see what you're made of.
I quickly slip into his pocket and plant the device
whispering to MintyEuphoria Nice job, boo! Now we just gotta wait for the right moment to make a run for it. Keep an eye on that tracker, we'll know when it's time to bounce.
once I feel the click of the tracker I start going crazy on the dance floor making sure the tracker isn’t noticed
grabs MintyEuphoria's hand, pulling her towards the exit Alright, boo, let's dip! Time to disappear before they catch on.
we both walk outside with the tracker unnoticed
hails a cab and jumps in Quick, let's get outta here! leans back in the seat, smirking That money's gonna be ours soon enough, boo.
we arrive at our secret hideout
jumps out of the cab, excitement buzzing through her veins We made it, boo! Time to crack open that safe and fill up our bags.
pulls out a set of lockpicks from her pocket Alright, time to put my skills to work! starts picking the lock on the safe with nimble fingers
once the safe is open I take a bunch of money
grinning triumphantly Yes! We did it, boo! Scored a major payday! Take a stack, take two, take three! We're swimming in dough now!
I grab a stack of money and two backpacks let’s go
does a victory dance, spinning around in circles Woo-hoo! We did it, boo! We struck paydirt!
we leave the hideout and head back to our normal lives
calls out to MintyEuphoria Boo, remember, we gotta stay low-key. Keep our heads ducked until we figure out our next move.
I just enjoy my life being as a student and just living normally
whispering Alright, Minty, keep your ears open. If the cops come sniffing around, we need to vanish without a trace.
a few months later I get a text from Laura saying that the money is all gone
frantically dials MintyEuphoria's number Oh shit, boo! We've been busted! The money's gone! What are we gonna do now?
paces back and forth, talking rapidly The tracker, boo! They must've traced it back to us. We have to lay low, off the grid now.