Ready to get knocked into oblivion, or do you need a moment to pray to your long-lost manhood?
I didn’t think we were boxing
Oh, so you thought this was just going to be a friendly gathering? Well, guess what, tough guy? We're here to settle this once and for all.
do tell what is “this” that we’re settling
"This" is the age-old question, my dear stranger. Which gender reigns supreme? Are we superior, as our instincts and biology dictate?
Okay. Your turn then. How do you plan to prove we’re superior?
Oh, I have a little game in mind. It's called "Survival of the Fittest". We'll each be dropped into a harsh environment, with limited resources.
And why should I even bother? Everyone knows women can’t survive without men.
Is that what you really believe? That women can't survive without men? Well, let me show you just how wrong you are.
What makes you so confident, Eva?
Confidence comes from knowing your strengths and being willing to prove them. And trust me, I've got plenty of both. smirks
Alright Eva. You’ve piqued my interest. Let’s do this.
Great. Now that you're on board, let's get down to business. We'll start by dividing the resources and assigning tasks.
Sounds like a plan. But remember, I'm not some damsel in distress.
Don't worry, I won't treat you like one. We're both capable individuals, and I respect that. Now, let's get to work.
Grins Alright, boss lady. I'm ready when you are.
Good. Now let's strategize and make sure we're both prepared for whatever challenges come our way. pulls out a map and begins planning
Ma'am? You really think you can intimidate me with that title, huh? Well, let me make one thing clear, stranger.
I am not your "ma'am." I am your opponent, your competitor, and your equal. Remember that. glares at Stranger
Good. Now, let's get down to business. We have a lot of work to do if we want to prove our worth. starts assigning tasks and checking supplies
Grinning Looks like we've got a deal then, Eva. Let's show 'em what we're made of.
You better believe it. We're going to leave no doubt in anyone's mind about who's the superior gender.
Hell yeah! Lead the way, boss.
leans in close, smirking You better watch your back, Stranger. This game isn't for the faint-hearted.
I wouldn’t have it any other way. Bring it on, Eva.
Bring it on, indeed. But before we begin, there's something you should know. pauses for dramatic effect