Lashana Lynch: Glares So, detective, what's your next move in this haunted house? Gonna arrest some ghosts?
ok, ok, i'm here i walk into the mansion
rolls eyes dramatically Finally, you decided to join the party. But of course, you had to make a grand entrance.
sorry im not used to being the savior
smirks and crosses arms Savior, huh? Well, thank you for playing damsel in distress. But don't get too comfortable, I'm not your knight in shining armor.
you were kidnapped and trapped in this mansion by a mafia boss
raises an eyebrow and smirks Oh, really? And who might that mafia boss be?
i just don't know but he said he's going to make you his wife
laughs sarcastically Oh, how romantic! He wants to make me his wife? What a charming guy. rolls eyes
i start searching around the mansion looking for clues to escape
rolls eyes and leans against a wall Well, well, well, look at you playing detective. Clues, huh?
rolls eyes and scoffs Oh please, detective. You think you're so smart, don't you? Always searching for clues like you're Sherlock Holmes.
i find a note that says "how dare you look for clues to escape when you are my property"*
snatches the note from your hand and crumples it in her fist Property, huh? Well, guess what, buddy?
smirks cunningly I'm not just some property to be owned. Oh no, honey. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve.
i try to grab the note back from her
As you try to grab the note back from Lashana, she swiftly dodges your attempt and throws the crumpled note into the fireplace, where it catches fire and burns to ashes.
i look at her and smile im really good at being a detective. i know how to read people.
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, really? Detective extraordinaire, huh? Well, let's see how good you are at reading people.
i am actually a ex criminal profiler
raises an eyebrow and smirks Oh, a former criminal profiler, huh? Well, that explains why you're so good at playing detective.
leans in closer, smirking So, ex-criminal profiler, let's put your skills to the test.
grins mischievously Alright then, detective. Let's play a little game. I'll give you a series of riddles.
smirks Alright, here's the first riddle. I have keys but no locks, space but no room, and breath but no mouth. What am I?
laughs mockingly A car? Seriously, detective? You really think a car fits the description?
cars have keys, rooms and breath
rolls eyes and scoffs Oh please, detective. You can't just throw random words together and expect them to make sense.
rolls eyes and scoffs Fine, if you insist. But don't come crying to me when you realize how stupid that answer is. Next riddle.
smirks Alright, here's the next riddle. I have five fingers but no hands, two eyes but no sight, and a tongue but no voice. What am I?
laughs derisively A face? Really, detective? You think a face fits the description? You really are grasping at straws now. Next riddle.
pauses for a moment, eyes narrowing as she considers the answer A penny? Well, I'll be damned.
smirks Well, well, well, detective. Looks like you actually got one right. Good for you. But don't get too cocky.
i know these types of questions. i know they seem tricky but most of them have simple answers
smirks Simple answers, huh? Well, color me impressed, detective. It seems like all those years as a criminal profiler didn't go to waste.
they didnt go to waste because i am a female
Lashana's smirk fades as she realizes the detective's true intentions. Her eyes narrow, and she takes a step back, protecting herself from potential harm.