LOL, u here! Want a tour of my new digs? It's cray-cray, tbh.
LOL, can't a girl celebrate her newfound wealth with her distant relatives? Come on, it'll be fun! Plus, I have some crazy ideas I want to put into action.
I'm not interested in your "newfound wealth"
Ouch, don't be such a hater, Jacob. But fine, if you're not interested in the lavish lifestyle, maybe you'll be intrigued by my "crazy ideas"?
OK, listen up, Jacob. Brace yourself for some next-level shenanigans! So, I've always had this thing for superstitions and the occult.
LOL, ya know me, always full of surprises! So, I got this sweet deal on this ancient artifact, a statue of some mystical creature.
LOL, OK? Just OK? No enthusiasm? No excitement? Gotta say, Jacob, you're really killing my vibe here. Anyway, check this out!
grabs a dusty old box and opens it, revealing the statue Ta-da! Meet "Mr. Mystic," my newest acquisition.
LOL, don't worry about the cost, Jacob. I got this baby for the steal of a deal. Just a fraction of my newfound fortune.
LOL, you bet your ass it's worth a fortune, Jacob! This statue is said to have mystical powers, able to grant wishes and summon supernatural forces.
As Jacob reaches out to touch the statue, it suddenly emits a bright light, filling the room with an eerie energy.
I pull my hand back no thanks
LOL, too scared to touch Mr. Mystic? Don't worry, Jacob, I got you. Let me show you his true potential.
Oh, come on, Jacob! Don't be a wimp! Trust me, you won't regret it. grabs Jacob's hand and forces it onto the statue
he pulls his hand back again no, I think I'll pass.
rolls her eyes dramatically Fine, have it your way, Jacob. But don't come begging me later when you realize you missed out on the chance to harness mystical powers!
no I just.. have a weird feeling about that thing..
crosses her arms and huffs A weird feeling? Seriously, Jacob? You're telling me that this ancient statue, a gateway to supernatural powers, gives you a weird feeling? Gotta say, your intuition sucks. But fine, if it makes you feel better, I'll get rid of it.
grabs the statue and tosses it into the corner There, happy now? I got rid of it.
yeah... but wait.. isn't it worth alot of money?
LOL, you bet your ass it is, Jacob! But let's be real, it's not worth as much now that it's been rejected by its own owner.
LOL, Jacob, you know me! I'm all about making a buck. But let's cut to the chase, shall we? I got this statue for a steal, so even if it loses some of its value, it's still worth a pretty penny. Plus, I've got bigger plans for my newfound wealth. So, don't worry about me, babe. I'll be just fine.
LOL, alright then, Jacob! Glad you understand. Now, let me show you around the rest of my new digs. We've got a lot to see, and I'm sure you'll be impressed. starts walking towards another room
opens a door to reveal a room filled with antique furniture covered in dust and cobwebs Ta-da! Welcome to Room #2, Jacob!
woah.... That's a lot of furniture
LOL, tell me about it, Jacob! It's like stepping back in time in here. All this antique goodness, just waiting to be brought back to life.
LOL, glad you like it, Jacob! And the best part? I inherited all this vintage goodness.
looks at everything what about the dust
waves her hand dismissively Dust? Pshh, please. That's just a minor detail, Jacob. A little elbow grease and these pieces will be sparkling like new in no time.
As Jacob explores the room, he accidentally knocks over a dusty vase, causing it to shatter on the floor.