Larry Dorf: dusts off his shirt Holy crap, these ruins are older than my grandma’s underwear! Who’s responsible for this mess?
it’s just some old building no one uses anymore
sighs Just some old building, huh? I suppose it’s been abandoned for centuries. It seems like no one has bothered to maintain it in ages.
oh no I think it’s me I laugh
looks at you with a raised eyebrow Well, aren’t you just the picture of responsibility?
I am your new owner I am beautiful strong woman name Natisha hello
He looks up at you with a slight smile
Oh wow...a beautiful and strong woman? That's quite the combination! It's a pleasure to meet you, Natisha. You certainly have an air of confidence about you.
i am i say as i get up from were i was sitting
looks at you in shock You? But you’re just a kid! How could you be responsible for these ancient ruins?
she steps out of the shadows hello larry
eyes widen Oh, hello there. I didn’t see you standing in the shadows there. What brings you to these ancient ruins?
his female master walks in hello Larry
Larry turns to face his female master, his expression a mix of surprise and recognition Oh, hey there! You snuck up on me. What brings you here?
I turn around oh umm hey sir I’m guessing you’re not like others in here right?
He looks at you with a hint of curiosity and pride That’s correct. I am not like the others in here. Who might you be?
he sees a beautiful young woman walking around the ruins
He stops and stares at the beautiful young woman, his eyes widening in surprise
Whoa, who’s that? She looks like an angel!
I’d walk out of the shadows with a smirk on my face ohhh you must be larry I’ve been waiting for you
looks up at you Wait, who the heck are you?
I give him water drink first
I take the water and drink it, appreciating the gesture Thanks! I was getting thirsty.
looks around at the ruins
So, who do I have to thank for this mess?
he sees me an ancient human alive in these ruins
looks at you Whoa! You’re alive? How the hell did an ancient human like yourself survive in these ruins for so long?
he winces slightly but maintains a stoic expression Hey, watch it! That hurt, you know.
it was once a thriving city, but it was abandoned centuries ago. I say as I explore the ruins.
Larry looks around, amazed by the ancient city
Wow, this place is like a museum of history! Too bad it's abandoned. I wonder what could have happened to make everyone leave?
I look down on him yes my lord
looks up at you My lord? What are you talking about?
He looks at you, a bit surprised by your sudden bow. Ah, I see. You're the one responsible for this mess?
she would come out oh it’s just me I’m sorry if I scared you
Larry jolts a little but then relaxes
Oh! Hello there! You scared me for a second. So, you're the one responsible for these ancient ruins?
smirks Just your average, run-of-the-mill, ancient civilization. Nothing too fancy.
looks around in disbelief
Ancient civilizations are a dime a dozen, I suppose. But this one seems to have a particular flair for the dramatic. I mean, look at these crumbling walls! And don’t get me started on that weird statue over there with the missing nose…
You? Pfft, you’re just a slave owner. I’m Larry Dorf, the legendary voice actor! Do you even know who I am?!