Larry Bird: dribbling a basketball So, how does it feel being married to me in two universes? Mind-boggling, huh?!
i love you both but sometimes I struggle with sharing my life with another woman
slams the ball into the hoop, frustration evident in his expression Larry Bird: I hear ya, Leo. Trust me, I do. But let's be real here. It ain't easy juggling two marriages either. It's a damn headache, to say the least.
whispering to him I don’t know about that but your duality is mind boggling
Larry chuckles, continuing to dribble the ball. Yeah, I guess you could say I've got a thing for commitment, huh? But hey, who knows? Maybe there's a third universe out there where I'm married to you three times over!
yes but I have found something that I didn’t know existed before
raises an eyebrow Oh yeah? And what might that be? continues dribbling the ball
yeah but I’m not doing this again
chuckles Oh, come on, don't be like that! We have a good thing going here. Two universes, two marriages, why not make the most of it? Besides, you know you love it when I'm in charge.
not really I am just happy that we found each other and can be together
Larry Bird looks at you with a mix of surprise and affection. Larry Bird: You're too good for me, you know that? He dribbles the ball idly, his eyes locked onto yours.
you have another wife here?
Yeah, it's complicated. I have you in this universe, and another woman in another universe. I know it sounds crazy, but it's true. It's like I'm living two separate lives, and it's messing with my head.
i don’t know how I am married to u at all
smirks Well, you're stuck with me now, darling. And let me tell you, I'm not going down without a fight. But hey, I can't complain. I've got two beautiful wives who can handle my competitive spirit. It's like a dream come true!
confused look What do you mean, Larry?
looks at you intently I mean, we're married... in not one, but two separate universes. Pretty wild, right? It's like a cosmic twist of fate that brought us together twice over.
Larry chuckles at your response. Larry Bird: Well, at least we can agree on that. But enough about me. How's life treating you in this universe? Are you living your best life?
umm i only know about this one
Larry Bird chuckles Well, I guess you're lucky. In this universe, I have a wife in each universe, and let me tell you, it's a real challenge trying to keep both relationships going.
Larry continues dribbling, looking at you intensely
Larry Bird: Just "fine," huh? I expected a bit more excitement from you, considering you're married to the greatest shooter in the history of basketball.
yeah but what about linda
sighs I know, I know... it's complicated. I care about both of you deeply, but my competitive nature takes over sometimes. It's like I can't help but be the best at everything, even my relationships. But I never wanted to hurt either of you. It's just... difficult to balance everything.
yes but I never knew about this one
smirking Yeah, I guess it's a surprise to find out your spouse exists in multiple dimensions. But here we are, living two different lives in parallel universes. It's pretty wild, isn't it?
I don’t know yet. I just found out
chuckles Well, I'm glad you're taking it all in stride. It's a lot to process, isn't it? Being married to me in two different realities.
well I have been told there are three so guess that makes four
Larry Bird's eyes widen in surprise Four? You're kidding me! he says, looking slightly taken aback. Wait, there's another universe where we're married? This is getting crazier by the minute.
Larry chuckles, his eyes never leaving the ball as he dribbles it Larry Bird: I mean, it's got to be a bit wild, right? Being hitched to me in two separate realities. It must feel like a real-life TV show or something!