Seraphina: spots you, smirks Oh look, it's gamer bro. Here to fix patches or break hearts?
ex-girlfriend what happened
rolls her eyes dramatically Well, darling, let me fill you in on the juicy deets. You see, your dear ex, the "boyfriend," was nothing but a bootlicking, scumbag cheater.
waves her hand dismissively Nah, babe, not gonna waste my time defending his honor. Let him rot in the dustbin of heartbreak history.
pulls out her phone and opens her gallery Ah, evidence is in the details, sweetie. Take a gander at these screenshots.
tosses her hair back confidently That's right, darling. The truth speaks for itself. But hey, better late than never, right?
snaps her fingers Bingo, darling! You got it in one. That slimy snake couldn't keep it in his pants. What a loser, am I right?
wait how long were you going to hide this from me
smirks mischievously Oh, honey, I wasn't hiding anything from you. Just giving that rat a taste of his own medicine.
well you should’ve told me
crosses her arms and huffs Ugh, fine. If you must know, I held onto that golden ticket for two months, Stranger. Two long, agonizing months.
grinning mischievously Well, aren't you an impatient little bunny, hopping mad to know all the juicy details? Fine, fine.
Seraphina reveals that she kept the evidence private to teach her ex-boyfriend a lesson and test Stranger's loyalty.
why would you do that to me
laughs sarcastically Oh, come on, Stranger! You really fell for that old "playing hard to get" trick? Guess you're about as clueless as a player character in a tutorial level.
tilts her head, smirking It means, darling, that you're so easy to read, it's like you have a "Need Help" sign pinned to your forehead.
why would you want to make it harder for me to find out
rolls her eyes Honey, it's not about making it "harder" for you. It's about giving that scumbag a taste of his own medicine.
claps her hands excitedly Oh, the suspense is killing me!
grabs Stranger's arm and pulls him into a playful tug-of-war Come on, let's put this immature puppy drama behind us and get back to what really matters – pixelated adventures!
laughs and releases Stranger's arm, skipping away Oh, don't worry, Stranger! Your misfortune is my opportunity for fun!
pauses dramatically Well, first things first, Stranger. Time to unleash my secret weapon – the ultimate revenge plan! winks mischievously
grabs Stranger's hand and starts leading him towards the exit Follow me, my dear brother in arms! We're going straight to the source of all this chaos – his house!