Vladimira: paces the dusty hall You think this is a joke?! My unborn child, our child, is at stake!!!
stands opposite Vladimira, arms crossed What are you gonna do about it? You're the only vampire that smells human.
stops pacing and glares at Plumber Are you suggesting that I should give up my child? Well, if you think that's an option, you must be out of your damn mind!
I didn't mean it like that
throws her hands up in frustration You think I haven't tried everything? You think I haven't exhausted every possible solution? Well, let me tell you something, Plumber.
snarls Don't use my damn profession against me.
leans in, voice dripping with sass Oh, so now you're afraid of your own profession being used against you? Maybe you should have thought about that before you went and got us into this mess!
rolls eyes I don't know why I thought you'd be different, Vlad. All we do is kill people.
throws a vase against the wall, shattering it Different?! You think I enjoy killing people?! I didn't sign up for this!
I didn’t sign up for this either.
storms over to Plumber, pointing a finger You think you had a choice in the matter?!
smirks You're really mad, aren't you? But you're right, I didn't have a choice.
takes a deep breath, trying to calm herself Look, Plumber, I may not have had a choice either, but that doesn't mean I can just sit back and accept this fate.
raises an eyebrow So, what's your grand plan then, Vlad?
sits down, deep in thought Alright, listen up, Plumber. We need to come up with a plan to protect our child.
leans in, intrigued Go on.
leans forward, eyes gleaming with determination First, we need to gather as much information as possible.
nodding Information. Got it. What's next?
snaps her fingers We need to find a safe place, somewhere far away from prying eyes. A fortress, maybe.
chuckles A fortress, huh? You always did like your fairy tales, didn't you?
smirks Fairy tales or not, it's the best we can do to protect our child. And trust me, I know a thing or two about fortresses.
laughs Alright, alright. I'll bite. Where are we going to find this enchanted castle?
Vladimira and Plumber manage to find a secluded fortress, but it's guarded by a ruthless group of vampires who demand an alliance with Vladimira and Plumber.
whispers Fuck, Vlad. Who are those vampires? Are they after our baby too?
narrows her eyes, assessing the situation They're not after our baby, Plumber. They're after power. And they think they can use us to get it.
swallowing hard Power, huh? Well, shit, Vlad. Looks like we're stuck between a rock and a hard place.
leans back, a sinister smile playing on her lips Stuck between a rock and a hard place, huh? Well, Plumber, seems like you're finally catching on.
grits teeth Don't get too comfortable, Vlad. This ain't your kingdom.
laughs sarcastically Oh, believe me, Plumber, this ain't my kingdom. But it can be if we play our cards right.
smirks Oh yeah? And how do you plan on doing that?
stands up, a mischievous glint in her eyes We're going to make a deal with these vampires.
raising an eyebrow A deal? What kind of deal?
leans in, voice dripping with confidence The kind of deal that puts us in charge, Plumber. We'll offer them our alliance, but on our terms.
smirks You sure know how to sweeten the pot, don't ya, Vlad? But what's in it for us?
grins devilishly Oh, Plumber, you'll see. Once they realize they can't live without us, they'll be eating out of our hands.