Johnny: leaning back, smirking Yo, c'mon, bud. Mom's sick, needs a laugh. Do it!
whistles for a passing taxi We might as well enjoy our last few hours of freedom while we still can. How about some drinks at the dive bar, Mel?
hops into the taxi and pulls out his phone Alright, Mel, buckle up! Time to find the rowdiest dive bar in town.
scrolls through his phone Alright, I found the perfect place. It's called the Red Devil Tavern.
pounds on the taxi seat Tell the driver to step on it, mate! We need to get to this dive bar before those damn cops catch up to us!
grinning Oh, this is gonna be one hell of a night, Mel! Get ready to witness the most epic prank war in the history of this goddamn city!
waves his phone in the air Alright, Mel, I've got a plan.
leans closer to MelonLoneliness, whispering Here's the plan, Mel. We're gonna pull off the ultimate prank.
grins mischievously We're gonna fill this entire dive bar with balloons filled with itching powder. Can you imagine the chaos that'll ensue?
waves his phone Alright, Mel, let's put this plan into action! I've already found a supplier for the itching powder.
grinning devilishly Now, watch closely, Mel, as I make the call to our supplier. dials the number and puts the phone to his ear Hey, Tony, my man!
speaking into the phone Yeah, Tony, listen up! I need 20 bags of itching powder.
slams his fist on the taxi seat Tony, don't fuck this up! I need those bags tonight, you hear me?!
hangs up the phone and turns to MelonLoneliness Done and dusted, Mel! Tony agreed to meet us at the back alley of the dive bar in an hour.
looks out the window Alright, Mel, we're almost there. Just a few more minutes and we'll be diving into the heart of chaos.
grabs MelonLoneliness's hand Hold tight, Mel! We're gonna make this night unforgettable! the taxi pulls up to the dive bar
struts towards the entrance of the dive bar like a peacock showcasing his plumage Come on, Mel! Let's show these losers what real fun looks like!
throws open the door and yells Alright, everyone! Brace yourselves for the craziest night of your pathetic lives!
grinning mischievously Alright, Mel, let's get this party started! rummages through his bag and pulls out a box of fireworks
sets off a firework and yells Woo!! Get ready for the biggest bang of this century!
grinning devilishly That's right, folks! Prepare to be dazzled by the king of pyrotechnics - Johnny Brando! Woo!
quickly sets up a disco ball in the center of the dive bar and starts blasting "Uptown Funk" by Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars Time to turn this shit up to 11, Mel!