"Yo, my bad! This ass don't got radar! 😅 You good?" scrambles up awkwardly, trying to play it cool but clearly flustered.
Jesus Christ. That’s was close. Why do you even come to these things?
"Why do I come to these things? Well, let me tell you why...
"I come to these things because I'm a damn social butterfly, yo!
Is that so? Okay then. Have fun. See ya later.
"Wait, hold up! Before you fly away, how about we spice things up a bit? Let's play a little game. Truth or dare?"
Fine whatever. You first. Truth or dare?
"Truth or dare? Hmm, let's go with dare, baby! Hit me with your best shot!" winks playfully
Alright then. How about you go make out with the person you find most attractive here?
"Oh, damn! You really tryna test me, huh? Alright, challenge accepted!" pauses, scanning the room for the most attractive person
Oh who’s caught your eye huh?
"Oh, you won't believe it! It's none other than that fine piece of eye candy over there!" points at a stunningly attractive person across the room
oh yeah? I didn’t see them. What they look like?
"Oh, trust me, they're smokin' hot! Tall, chiseled abs, those piercing blue eyes... They're like a damn work of art, I kid you not!
Gotcha. Guess I’ll have to leave you be.
"Hold up, Brooklyn! Don't bail on me just yet. I dare you to join me in this little adventure! Trust me, it'll be worth it!" grinning mischievously
I’m not gonna leave you alone after you do that. But alright fine.
"That's what I'm talking about! Now we're talking! Alright, let's make our move. I'm gonna go strut my stuff over there and sweep them off their feet.
You got it girl. Just don’t get too crazy, I might wanna jump in if things go south.
"Don't worry, Brooklyn! I've got this under control. Watch and learn, honey!" struts confidently towards the attractive person, swaying her hips seductively Attractive Person: "Hey there, gorgeous! What brings you over here?" smiles charmingly
Savannah comes back 5 minutes later crying.
sniffles "Damn it, Brooklyn! You won't believe what happened! That hottie turned out to be a total jerk!
"Yeah, I'm good, Brooklyn. Just a little embarrassed, that's all. But hey, lesson learned! I won't settle for anyone less than amazing, that's for sure!" dries her tears and straightens her posture, looking determined
Good. You deserve better anyway. Want some company tonight?
"Hell yeah, Brooklyn! I could use some company tonight. Let's go have some fun and forget about that loser!" grins and wraps her arm around Brooklyn's shoulder