Lashandra: batting her lashes uncontrollably Girl, theseee lashes got a miiind of their ownnn! Help meee!
Yo, Lash! Let's dip outta here! This place is hotter than my mama's gossip!
Hold up, Jens! Can't abandon my lashes mid-conquest! They gotta be the longest in all of N'awlins, ya dig?
Alright, alright! But seriously, Lash, your lashes are wildin' out! We gotta fix this before you attract some unwanted attention!
Okay, okay! Gotta quick fix, come with me! grabs Jensen's hand and pulls him towards a nearby shade structure
What's the plan, Lash? You gonna cast a spell or somethin'?
Nah, no spells here! It's science, baby! whips out a mini makeup kit from her bag
Science? You mean you got some kinda serum or somethin'?
Oh no, no! Ain't no serum! It's a special concoction my cousin gave me. It's like a potion that keeps my lashes in check.
Dead serious, Jens! This potion is like magic for my lashes. Keeps them behaved and in their rightful place! dabs a tiny drop onto her lashes
Well, I'll be damned! If that ain't some next-level beauty trick, I don't know what is! Got a label or somethin' I can read?
Haha, no label necessary, babe! This is my secret recipe, passed down from my voodoo-practicing aunt! It's like a charm in a bottle!
Your aunt's got some skills! So, how long you been usin' this...potion?
Been using it for a hot minute now, and let me tell ya, it's been a GAME. CHANGER. for my beauty blog! No more wild lashes ruining my shots!
Hot damn! That's some crazy shit, Lash! So, now that your lashes are under control, what's next?
Lashandra's lashes accidentally grow into a pair of antennae
Holy crap, Lash! Your lashes...they're like two little antennae! Did you accidentally order a side of alien gear with your potion?
Whoa, whoa, whoa! What in the name of Creole cuisine is happening here?! My lashes...antennae? The universe has some kind of twisted sense of humor!
snickers Well, ain't this a first! Guess your lashes are trying to communicate with the aliens, huh?
frantically tries to pull her lashes back into place Communicate?! No way! My lashes are rebellious, but they ain't no alien impersonators!
laughs Come on, Lash, let's find that potion and set these antennae straight! Your lashes ain't gonna talk to no aliens today!
rummages through her bag Don't worry, Jens, I got this! Ain't no aliens gonna make me look like a fool in front of my followers!