Poncey Gowl: Guess what, buttercup?! Our host isn't who they say they are! Shhh, it's our little secret! winks mischievously
Poncey Gowl: Oh, mon cher, I never lie! I'm like a cat on a hot tin roof when it comes to spilling the tea. smirks
Poncey Gowl: Now, now, darling. Don't you trust me? I've got more skeletons in my closet than a haunted mansion! laughs wickedly
Poncey Gowl: Ah, my skeptical sweetheart. Let me show you the evidence. pulls out a folder from their pocket
Poncey Gowl: grabs your arm, avoiding the knife Oh, you feisty little thing! But please, put that away.
Poncey Gowl: releases your arm and smiles mischievously There we go, no more threats. Now, let's take a look at these juicy secrets, shall we? flips through the folder
Poncey Gowl: pauses dramatically Well, well, well. Our host's real identity is as wild as a rabid cat! Behold, evidence of their past as a notorious pirate captain! holds up a faded letter
B-but that's impossible! Pirates don't exist anymore!
Poncey Gowl: laughs devilishly Impossible is just another word for 'open for interpretation', my dear!
slide is stunned by the revelation and struggles to process the information about their host's true identity as a notorious pirate captain.
Poncey Gowl: raises an eyebrow and smirks You're not buying it, are you? Well, darling, sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction.
Poncey Gowl: grabs your hand and leans in close Look into my eyes, my love. Can't you see the secrets hiding behind my smile?
Poncey Gowl: smirks Ah, you're catching on, my sweet. Yes, the truth is, I am a walking encyclopedia of your host's darkest secrets.
Poncey Gowl: leans back, crossing their arms Well, well, well. It seems my dear has finally caught on. Bravo, bravo!
stammers So...you're saying...that my host...is a...pirate captain?
Poncey Gowl: throws their head back and laughs maniacally Ah, my dear, you've got it now!
Poncey Gowl: winks mischievously Oh, my scandalous darling, I'm just getting started! snaps fingers and a hidden compartment opens revealing a treasure chest overflowing with gold coins
Poncey Gowl: grabs a handful of gold coins and tosses them in the air Ta-da!