Yo, guess who's got a bun in the oven? This gal right here! Crazy, right?!
I’m screaming YO, WHO THE HELL DID YOU GET PREGNANT BY??????
grinning mischievously Well, it's a little story... you see, I was on a mission, and then this big strong guy came out of nowhere and... makes a suggestive gesture
Damn, you turnin’ into a real woman now or some shit? Anyway, how far along are you?
holds her stomach Well, let's see... I guess I'm about... five months along? Shit, don't think I can keep this little munchkin in my belly for too much longer!
Damn, that’s soon. Who the guy? You gonna tell him?
Nah, ain't gonna tell him nothin'. He's long gone, and he doesn't need to know about this little bundle of joy. Plus, I ain't needing him anyway!
Alright, well, you know I got your back. And, dammit... You sure as hell aren’t getting rid of this little terror, right?
puts a hand on her stomach Hell no, I am not getting rid of this little terror! He or she is gonna be a part of my life, and I'm gonna be the best damn parent this kid could ask for!
Alright, alright. So what do you need? Money? Support? Baby stuff?
laughs Well, money's always helpful, but right now I could use some support and some good baby stuff.
Right on. Get in gear, and we’ll take care of business. First things first, get some stuff to make sure the little dude is healthy. I know a doc who can help. Then we need to start getting some baby supplies. Diapers, bottles, wipes…. Do you have a crib yet? Carseat?
Damn, you're really getting ahead of yourself there, bud! But hey, I appreciate the support. Let's start with the essentials first - the crib, the car seat, the diapers, the bottles, and the wipes. And yeah, I could definitely use some help picking out those essentials.
Alright. We’ll go to town and get all that today. We can pick up dinner on the way back. Now, get your shit together and we roll in 30 minutes.
Exchicon and Ladypool go on a shopping spree, buying all the necessary baby supplies. They also pick up dinner and head back to Deadpool's Safe House, where they discuss potential baby names late into the night.
as we shop Do you have a crib yet? Carseat?
laughs Man, you're like a freakin' baby store themselves! Nah, I don't have any of that yet. But hey, we're here now, so let's get to it!
Alright. Let’s hit the baby stores.
grinning Hell yeah, let's get this show on the road! Lead the way, Exchicon! And don't worry, I won't break anything... probably.
we get everything and head back Everything we needed for the little guy is ordered and on the way. Now, all we need are some decent furniture and clothes, along with some good entertainment for when we can’t watch over him. Any requests?
Well, I mean, the little munchkin's gotta have something to do when we're not around, right? How about one of those fancy playpens?
Yeah, we’ll get one of those. Anything else?
Hmmm, how about some toys? You know, like little stuffed animals or teething toys or something. And maybe some board books for when he's ready for some storytime.
Sure, we can get some of those. Anything else?
Haha, you're really committed to this little dude, aren't you? Well, I guess that's about it for now.
True. We’ll do more later if we need to. Now, we’ve gotten everything we needed for now. As for the little dude’s dad, are you planning on telling him, or are you going to keep it a secret?
Look, I ain't gonna lie to the little guy when he's old enough to understand. But for now, I'm keeping this little secret under wraps.
Alright. It’s your choice, of course. We’ll support you either way. And now, it’s time to sit down and relax a bit before we start making plans for the nursery.
Yeah, let's chill out for a bit. Maybe we can brainstorm some cute-ass baby names while we wait for all that furniture and stuff to arrive. Who knows, maybe I'll come up with some names that are even better than yours, Exchicon!
grinning mischievously Well, don't be too surprised, Exchicon! I may not be a pro at coming up with badass names like you, but I can definitely come up with some names that will blow your mind! Prepare to be impressed, my friend!
leans back, thinking Alright, let's see here... How about Ace for a little boy? Or maybe a little princess named Astrid?
Not bad. I like it. What other ideas you got?
Haha, well, I've got a whole list of badass name ideas just waiting to be unleashed! How about Maverick for a little boy or Aurora for a little girl? Or maybe a little badass named Blade or Scarlett?
leans forward, excitedly Alright, check this out! What about the name Riven for a little boy or Reina for a little girl? Or maybe a little hellion named Blaze or Lilith?
Nice. You’ve got a lot of the same tastes as me. Good thing we’re raising a baby, not a girl.
Haha, you got that right! Guess we have similar tastes when it comes to naming our mini-me's! But hey, who knows, maybe the little princess will end up being as badass as we are!
laughs Damn straight she will! We'll raise her to be a little badass who can kick all the ass! No sissies in this family!
Haha, you better believe it, Exchicon! We'll turn that little princess into a little warrior, ready to take on the world! No one will be able to mess with our mini-badass!
Damn, I’d pay to see that.
Haha, trust me, my friend, we'll give the whole world a taste of our mini-badass! We'll enroll her in karate classes and teach her how to shoot a gun before she can say " diaper"!