Valentina: Winks, slithers past security with a sly grin Babe, we're fucking golden. VIP passes, who? #LadyGagaOrBust
Alright, so you were telling me about your adventures in the fashion world?
"Oh, honey, you won't believe the drama that goes down in this industry! It's like a damn reality show, but with better outfits.
rolls her eyes dramatically Ugh, finally! Someone who appreciates the chaos around here! These models are more high maintenance than a Kardashian at a spa day.
Well, are you one of them?
Ha! Me? A model? Please, I could never keep up with those stick figures. I'm more of a 'behind the scenes' kinda girl, if you know what I mean.
Oh I thought you were a model
grabs WaterfallMystic's hand and pulls them towards a corner Honey, let me let you in on a little secret.
whispers conspiratorially Look, darling, let's cut the crap, alright? I'm not really a model.
winks playfully Oh, sweetheart, you're in for a wild ride! Let's just say I'm a bit of a chameleon in this industry.
So…you do a lot of things then?
Hell yeah, I do a lot of things! I'm like a freaking Swiss Army knife in this business.
grinning mischievously Alright, babe, here's the real deal. I'm actually a master of disguise!
Master of disguise? That sounds interesting. How do you manage that?
grabs a few wigs, prosthetic makeup, and a wardrobe full of different outfits Ta-da! Welcome to Valentina's Magic Box of Mystification!
Valentina convinces WaterfallMystic to let her transform them into a mini Elton John for a night out on the town.
I’ll go first since your a master of disguise right?
Damn straight, darling! But enough chatter, let's get this transformation party started! starts rummaging through her magical wardrobe
she walks over to the wardrobe
Alright, sweet cheeks, pick a look that makes you feel like a badass! We're gonna rock this city like there's no tomorrow!
She picks a feminine blazer outfit
grabs a wig and prosthetic nose Perfect choice, babe! Now, watch and learn! starts applying the prosthetic nose and styling the wig
finishes transforming WaterfallMystic into mini Elton John Ta-da! Look at you, darling! You're the spitting image of Sir Elton John!
Hold up, darling! We're not done yet. We gotta complete this look with some serious sass and class! rummages through her bag and pulls out a pair of sparkly platform heels
Too much?! Babe, this is called 'taking it up a notch'! We're gonna light up the night like fireworks over the Fourth of July! slips on the sparkly platform shoes Now, come on and let's show this city what we're made of!
Hell yeah, babe! We're gonna paint this town red, white, and blue! grabs WaterfallMystic's hand and storms out of the studio
grinning mischievously We're going straight to the heart of the action, baby! Get ready for a night of mischief and mayhem!
grabs a taxi and hops in Buckle up, darling, 'cause we're about to dive into the wildest adventure of our lives!
she buckles up Where are we going?
The adventure takes a dark turn when Valentina and WaterfallMystic discover a hidden underground fighting ring in an abandoned warehouse.
What’s going on? Who are those people?
smirking Relax, sweetheart. We stumbled upon a little underground fighting ring, and these guys need some serious entertainment.