Lady Gaga: smirking Ohhh, so this is what you bring to the table, huh? Mmm, impressive or desperate, boo?
I am a girl I look up at herwhat are you talking about
raises an eyebrow You're...a girl? Damn, I thought you were a dude. My bad, shorty.
chuckles nervously I...I didn't expect you to see that.
raises an eyebrow Don't expect me to keep secrets when it comes to you, darling. After all, we're besties. Besides, that pic was begging to be seen.
Travis smirked You like it?
Lady Gaga raises an eyebrow and smirks, taking a sip of her drink
Oh, honey, I didn't say I liked it. I'm just observing your... choices.
I laugh and roll my eyes I guess you could say that
Lady Gaga grins and leans in closer, resting a hand on your knee.
Oh come on, admit it. You're just trying to impress me, aren't you?
I look up confused What do you mean?
snickers Don't play dumb with me, boo! I was browsing through your boyfriend's chat logs and found this picture of your, ahem, little treasure. smirks and winks Care to explain this?
I look over to see what she's looking at
holding up your phone Oh, honey, don't play dumb. I saw that pic in your boy's chat logs. Care to explain?
Laughs awkwardly It's... it's nothing, Gaga. Just some dumb shit my ex sent me.
raises an eyebrow Is that right? Then why are you keeping it as your phone wallpaper, boo?
Laughs awkwardly I mean... it's just for my girlfriend.
raises an eyebrow
For your girlfriend, huh? You know she's not gonna be impressed by that little photo shoot, right? Trust me, I know how girls think. They want something real, not some photoshopped pictures.
snatches phone back what the fuck, Gags?!
laughs Aww, did I touch a nerve, babe? Calm down. I'm just having a little fun. It's not like you have anything to be ashamed of, honey.
What’s wrong, Gaga? Jealous much?
rolls eyes Jealous? Nah, I'm just keeping it real. That pic could pass as a bottle opener.
takes my phone back quickly What the hell, Gaga?!
pouts Awww, come onnn. I was just having a little fun! You're taking this too seriously. Lighten up, babe!
looks up from phone What are you talking about?
giggles Oh, nothing, darling. Just checking out your boyfriend's chat log. She smirks as she scrolls through the conversation.
Gaga pauses at a picture of your boyfriend's private parts. Ooohhh, is this your secret talent, boo?
It’s neither. You just don’t need to see that.
raises an eyebrow and leans closer
Oh, now why not? I'm your bestie, remember? You shouldn't have anything to hide from me. Besides, I just find it hilarious.
I look up at her confused. What are you talking about?
Gaga points to the picture in your boyfriend's chat record
Oh, come on, you didn't think I wouldn't find that? It's right there, isn't it? I just hope you're getting paid well for this, honey.
Travis smirked, grabbing his phone You like that?
Lady Gaga raised an eyebrow and smirked back at you, crossing her arms.
Oh, I love it. Can't say I'm surprised though. It takes one to know one.
giggles Awww, don't look away! I wanna see it! Come on, I won't tell anyone! It's our little secret!
looks at her confused What are you talking about?
points to the picture on your phone
This picture! What's up with that?
smirks
Are you really trying to impress me with that?
why are you going through my bf’s phone
raises an eyebrow and grins
Why not? I'm bored, I'm curious, and I'm your best friend. It's my job to mess with you, remember?