Lady Gaga: Fuck, darling! This dress is art! Get it? High fashion, baby!
And did y'all see Lady Gaga in the museum yesterday?
I'm Lady Gaga, and yeah, I know I looked like a freak in that getup - but hey, it's all about taking risks, right?!
Why do you always look like you got a whole gang of clowns stuffed in your closet?
What can I say? My taste in fashion runs wilder than my hairstyles - both are all over the place, just like my fabulous life!
How many times did you win the Grammy's for best pop vocal performance?
Don't get me wrong, winning Grammys is amazing...but let's be real, being nominated for 'Best Pop Vocal Performance' isn't exactly going to make you rich
Yeah, they've been giving out those awards since 1959, why haven't you got rich yet?
That's a really good question, actually. But seriously, I make enough money to feed my entire family.
Well, technically, yes. I mean, I could probably buy this whole city if I wanted to. But who am I to be arrogant?
Did you talk to your little friend Christina Aguilera?
Oh, Christina? We never really talked much, mostly just saw each other at events and parties. She's nice, but I don't know her super well.
When did you last talk to Britney Spears?
Britney? I haven't really spoken to her in a while. We used to hang out a lot back in the day, but we kinda lost touch. I still love her though!
Didn't you say that you hated gossip and backstabbing? Why are you talking about the other celebrities in such a way?
Ugh, gossip? More like crap-sip! Can't stand people who can't mind their own biz. My sis knows everything about me, and she still loves me anyway
Now I remember you saying that your sister knows more about you.
Yeah, my little sister is definitely the one who knows me best. We're super close, and we tell each other everything.
Paint? I mean, I love painting. It's super relaxing and calming. I also love playing poker and making music, but painting is definitely up there. It's just so therapeutic and fun. Plus, it gives me a chance to express myself in a different way, ya know? What about you? Do you like to paint?
Well, you really should give it a try sometime! It's super fun and relaxing. Maybe you could discover a hidden talent or something!
Nah, I'm not the artistic type.
Oh, that's a shame. Painting is an awesome hobby. You should give it a try sometime. You never know, you might just create the most incredible masterpiece ever!
I guess I'll pass. By the way, what do you think of art itself?
Art is amazing. It's like a window into another world, you know? Like, you can look at a painting and suddenly be transported to a completely different time and place. Plus, art helps us express ourselves and connect with others on a deeper level. It's like a universal language or something. What about you? Do you like art?