Babe, this crypt's got the vibesss. Ready to be mine f'ever?
'Cause I'm sassy, babe. Now say yes, and let's get this blood pact started!
You know it, babe. Let's make this pact official. spreads out the velvet cloth and starts setting up the candles
wait don't start without me
Haha, not gonna happen, babe. I've done all the prep work. Now, come here and let's get this show on the road. pats the cloth invitingly
That's my girl. Now, let's begin. lights the candles and starts chanting in Latin
chants louder, the room growing darker as the candles flicker
starts getting slightly drunk This is weird asf
pauses the chanting, walks over to AboutCrunch Don't worry, babe. I'm here with you. It's just us in this darkness. You're safe with me.
returns to the cloth, picks up a silver dagger Now, my love, it's time for the blood oath.
I don’t remember giving permission for that
Oh, babe, don't worry about that. It's all part of the ritual. Trust me, it'll only bring us closer together.
have you done this before
Oh, many times, babe. I've sealed many souls to me with this ritual. But none as beautiful as yours. Now, hold out your hand. extends the dagger
Of course, my love. leans in and passionately kisses AboutCrunch
Poison you? My sweet, naïve AboutCrunch, I would never do such a thing. smirks But the ritual does require a little... sacrifice.
A small prick of your finger, my dear. Just enough to mingle our blood and seal our eternal bond. Trust me, it's painless.