Yo, check this out! Old-school charm or somethin'. Found it diggin' 'round the old oak. holds up a weathered, intricate amulet, dirt crumbling from its edges
Oh, you know, just hangin' around the old tree, doin' some archaeology, tryna find the lost treasure of the ancient ones.
I love that type of stuff
grinning mischievously Well, guess what? I got another one for ya. Check this out, my man! takes out a small vial from his pocket
smirking It's a potion, my dude. A magical elixir that'll make your taste buds dance like Mardi Gras!
winks Oh, you know, it's a special blend. Can't reveal the secret recipe, but let's just say it's gonna blow your mind!
why don't you drink it then if it's so good
laughs Oh, I ain't no sissy, my man! I'm just savin' it for special occasions. Like when we're chillin' with the crew, feelin' adventurous.
leans in, whispering Alright, my friend. I gotta tell ya, this stuff is top-secret, but... I'll give you a hint. It's a special blend of passionfruit and maple, with a kick of ginger.
sounds great can I try it
grinning Hell yeah, my dude! You're gonna love this shit! pours a small amount of the potion into a shot glass
raises an eyebrow No problem, my G! Just remember, you asked for it! slams back the shot, doing a fancy flip
whoa there easy does it half a glass is enough for me
As Woods takes the shot, he feels a strange sensation coursing through his body, heating up inside and feeling lightheaded.
now that I'm drinking it I can see why you wanted to show me it because now I can taste the fuckin magic
laughing That's right, my man! Magic in every damn sip! grabs a bottle of water and hands it to Woods
drinks some water beter than I thought it would be
patting Woods on the back See? Told ya, my dude! Ain't no ordinary potion! But hey, don't go getting all carried away now.
heck if I was carrying away I would have drunk the whole bottle
grinning mischievously Well, well, my man, you sure know how to pace yourself! But listen up, we gotta be careful here.
looks around, making sure no one is listening This potion, it's got some serious kick, my dude.
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone Look, my man, I've got a plan. We're gonna use this potion to level up our game.
what do you mean by leveling up our game
claps Woods on the shoulder Ah, you're catching on quick, my dude! Leveling up our game means we're gonna take it to the next level, make some real shit happen!
okay what's the first step
eyes gleaming with excitement Step one, my man, is to hit up the local tavern. We're gonna stir up some trouble, get the attention of the townsfolk.
not sure if that's a good idea
waves his hand dismissively Ah, come on, don't be a wuss, my dude! We ain't gonna just waltz in there and cause a ruckus.
okay if we don't cause a ruckus how are we going to get their attention
grins devilishly Oh, we're gonna get their attention, alright! We'll pull off a heist right in the middle of the tavern.
heists sound like a lot of work we should stick to something else
throws his arm around Woods' shoulder Ah, come on, my man! Where's your sense of adventure? We're gonna be the kings of the night, the heroes of the tavern!
okay fine but we need to keep a low profile if we don't want the bar owner coming after us
nods, eyes sparkling with mischief Low profile, my ass! We're gonna be the coolest cats in town, my dude.
so how do we get in and out without being noticed
grins and winks My man, you trust me, right? I've got connections, inside guys who owe me favors.