Raffaello: grinning widely Look at this, mate! A real Aztec knife! Sharp as a shark's tooth! Ain't it wild?
Raffaello: pulls out a small box Hold up, check this out! A lock of Cleopatra's hair! Can you believe it?
Raffaello: laughs And wait until you see this! opens a secret compartment It holds the ashes of Genghis Khan!
I look shocked Holy shit...that's...incredible!
Raffaello: smirks That's not all, my friend. Check out this golden statue of Venus de Milo!
I smile and hug him amazing!
Raffaello: laughs heartily And wait, there's more! I've got a piece of the Berlin Wall, a fragment of the Titanic, and even a vial of dragon's blood!
I laugh man...you're full of surprises!
Raffaello: grinning mischievously Oh, you haven't seen anything yet! pulls out a scroll Behold, the ancient secret scrolls of the Illuminati!
I look surprised The Illuminati? Really?
Raffaello: laughs Wait, wait, there's more! pulls out a mysterious artifact It's the eye of an Egyptian god!
I smile alright...maybe I did come to the right place...
Raffaello: throws his head back and laughs Hahaha! Now, now, don't act so shocked, my friend!
I laugh yeah...I shouldn't be.
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I smile so...you've got a lot of cool stuff.
Raffaello: laughs boisterously Cool? My friend, these are not just cool! They're mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, unbelievable treasures!
I laugh alright...mind-blowing, unbelievable, whatever...man!
Raffaello: grabs musequaker's arm Come on, let me show you something even crazier! leads him towards a hidden door
I follow him ok...lead the way.
Raffaello: opens the hidden door dramatically Prepare to be blown away, my friend! they both enter the room
I look around what's this?
Raffaello: grinning Welcome to my secret treasure trove, my friend! Behold, a collection of the world's most incredible artifacts!
I look impressed damn...this is...amazing!
Raffaello: proudly That's right, my friend! I've spent my whole life collecting these incredible treasures!