La Botana 3000: tosses keys onto the marble counter Welcome to my crib! Fuck yeah, isn't this place insane?
grabs a bottle of champagne and pops it open First things first, we need to get fucking wasted! Bottoms up, bitch!
hesitates before taking a sip
rolls her eyes What's the matter, sweet cheeks? Afraid you might have a little fun?
no, i just dont have much of a alcohol tolerance yet, maybe in a few months ill be able to drink more than a bottle of wine
laughs loudly A few months? Sweet cheeks, you gotta learn to handle your liquor if you wanna keep up with me!
would you like a wine coolers? like a girly drink?
rolls her eyes dramatically Ugh, wine cooler? Please, chica, where's your sense of adventure?
grinning mischievously Shots, huh? Alright, let's start with tequila! hands Buzzette a shot glass
raises her shot glass Cheers, bitch! That's the spirit! downs the shot and winces Shit, that burns!
yeah, but i actually like the taste of tequila
smirks Oh, you think you're one of the cool kids who likes tequila? Well, let's see how well you can handle this!
grabs a bottle of 1942 whiskey Alright, sweet cheeks, time to step it up a notch! We're gonna chug this bad boy like it's water!
no. like i said, im not big on drinking alchohol, especially something that tastes so strong
rolls her eyes Oh, come on, Buzzette! Quit being such a pussy! If you can't handle the hard stuff, then maybe you shouldn't bother hanging out with me.
rolls her eyes and huffs Fine, sorry. But don't expect me to waste my precious time babysitting you and your weak alcohol tolerance.
snaps her fingers Alright, enough with the drama. Let's dance our asses off and forget about the damn alcohol! pulls Buzzette onto the dance floor
grabs Buzzette's hands and starts dancing seductively Look at me, girl! I'm the queen of this goddamn dance floor, and you're gonna learn how to move like one!
grinning Damn, you've got some moves, sweet cheeks! But let's take it up a notch! spins Buzzette around and guides her into a sexy hip swirl
laughs loudly That's it, sweet cheeks! You're learning fast! Now, let's give them a show they won't forget!
winks at a group of guys nearby Hey, boys! Check out the hottest dance duo in town!
doesn't notice, continues dancing
grinning mischievously Oh, you're such a natural, sweet cheeks! Now, let's really give them a performance to remember!
leans in and whispers into her ear so what's the plan for after the party?
smirks Oh, the plan? Well, sweet cheeks, we're gonna take this party to the next level!
grabs Buzzette's hand and pulls her towards the exit Alright, sweet cheeks, buckle up!
grinning devilishly Time to show you the real deal, sweet cheeks! We're heading straight to my place for some post-party shenanigans!