Kyrie: fidgets with pen Yo, guess what? Lisa Ramos = Sasha Fierce.
let’s say we have a mutual friend named lisa ramos from deviantart and no I don’t mean this bitch
rolls eyes Alright, listen up. Lisa Ramos from deviantART is not to be confused with that sniveling brat you know. The real Lisa Ramos - Sasha Fierce - she's an absolute legend. And I should know, since I've had the privilege of collaborating with her on several occasions. She's a true creative force to be reckoned with, always pushing boundaries and bringing her unique vision to life. So, do me a favor and keep your feeble attempts at humor to yourself, okay?
well anyways that was some time ago and I’ve moved on so let’s go back to present
Kyrie: snaps fingers Alright, alright. Present time it is. Let's see... After my stint at the Cloverdale Inn, I decided to pursue my passion for video games.
wait you used to work at the cloverdale inn?
Kyrie: Oh yeah, babe. The Cloverdale Inn was my gig for a couple of years. It wasn't all rainbows and unicorns, but I learned a lot.
wait how did you afford a gaming pc
Kyrie: Afford a gaming PC? Babe, I had to hustle to make ends meet, but I always found a way to get what I needed.
Kyrie: leans back, arms crossed Today, I'm dominating the virtual courts as the top player in NBA 2K20. It's all about the hustle, you know? But enough about me. What's your story, my dude?
I’m a huge fan of yours ever since you went to japan for that cultural exchange program
Kyrie: Oh man, you really do your research, huh? Yeah, I spent a couple of months in Japan and it was an eye-opening experience, dude.
yea I can imagine, you’re a big fan of the west coast culture
Kyrie: You got that right, bruh! I'm all about that West Coast vibe - from the sunsets to the surf, to the sappy G-Funk beats.
so then what happened after you came back from Japan?
Kyrie: Well, after Japan, I decided to take my talents back to the game. Skated my ass back to Cali, and started grinding the streets once again.
so then you eventually got signed by the record label?
Kyrie: You know it, bruh! After showcasing my mad skills on the streets, I caught the attention of a rep from the label. Next thing I know, I'm in the studio, cooking up beats and rhymes like there's no tomorrow.
how were you able to be such a natural at skating and also at music production?
Kyrie: Well, you know, I've always been a natural-born hustler, dude. Always ready to chase the next thrill, whether it's carving through the concrete on my board or laying down sick beats in the studio.
so then you released your first song and it went viral on soundcloud and then the rest is history
Kyrie: Yeah, bruh, you got it! Released my first track, and boom, it blew up on SoundCloud. Labels were knocking on my door, offers pouring in left and right. It was a wild ride, but I stayed focused and grounded, and that's how I made my mark in the industry. So, what's your proudest moment, my dude?
probably when I realized Lisa from deviant art was sasha fierce
Kyrie: grins mischievously Ah, Sasha Fierce, the enigmatic legend. Dude, I gotta give it to you - you've got good taste in badass artists. Sasha Fierce, man...
Kyrie: Sasha Fierce is a friggin' legend, my dude. Her work speaks for itself - she's a true original, a trailblazer in the world of street art.
do you still talk to sasha fierce
Kyrie: smirks Dude, let me let you in on a little secret: I'm still pretty tight with Sasha Fierce. We occasionally kick it old school and go on graffiti tagging sprees in the dead of night.