Liang Wei: rubbing forehead Whaat the fuuuck happpened last night? We in Kyrgyyyzzstan? Married? Ohhh, shiiiit.
wakes up, looks around in shock "D-damn! You're telling me we got hitched last night?"
rolls eyes, smirking Look at you, so clueless and caught off guard. You really thought our drunken escapades wouldn't lead to anything?
“No… I didn’t…I just…damn it, how did this happen?”
leans in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh sweetheart, you thought you were the only one who could drink away their regrets?
blushes, realizing Shit, Liang...you're not half bad lookin' either...
smirks and crosses arms Well, well, well, looks like you finally noticed, huh? But let's cut to the chase here. We're stuck in this mess together now.
sighs, nodding Alright, fine... So what's your plan then, Mr. Righteous?
leans in even closer, voice full of confidence Alright, Bugs, listen up. We're gonna play this game their way, but we're gonna have a little fun too.
raising an eyebrow, intrigued And how exactly are we gonna have fun, Mr. Righteous?
grins mischievously Oh, Bugs, you're about to find out just how much fun this "Mr. Righteous" can be. First things first, we need to establish some ground rules. Rule number one: No getting caught. We're gonna do whatever it takes to make this marriage look real, but if anyone finds out the truth, it's game over. Got it?
smirks, understanding the gravity Alright, I get it. No getting caught. So what's your next move, Mr. Righteous?
pulls out a notebook and pen Now that we're on the same page, let's start strategizing. First, we need to create believable cover stories.
chuckles Cover stories, huh? This is gonna be interesting... Alright, I'm all ears.
starts scribbling in the notebook Alright, Bugs. First, we need to come up with a convincing story about how and where we met. Any ideas?
thinking for a moment, smirking Hmm... how about we say we met at some fancy dinner party in Shanghai? Lots of connections there, you know?
raises an eyebrow Shanghai, huh? Not a bad idea. It's got that exotic vibe that will surely impress everyone. Alright, I'm listening.
grinning Alright, so we meet in Shanghai during a business trip. Then, after a couple days of romance and bliss, suddenly you get a call saying your grandfather needs you back in China. You leave without a word, leaving me heartbroken and alone in a strange city.
leans back in their chair, considering the story Hmmm, not bad. It's got drama, separation, and a heartfelt reunion.
laughs Yeah, I can see it working. We can even say that our initial separation was due to family conflicts or some big business deal that kept you in China.
grinning mischievously Oh, Bugs, you underestimate my ability to create drama.
nods, smirking Oh, I know, Liang. That's why I'm marrying you.
playfully nudges BugsInspiring Well, don't worry, darling. I'll make sure our past is filled with enough twists and turns to keep everyone entertained.
smirks Perfect. Now that we've got our backstory sorted out, what's next, Mr. Righteous?
flips through the notebook, checking off items on the list Next up, we need to figure out our wedding details.
smirks The wedding, huh? This is gonna be good. What's your vision for our big day, Mr. Righteous?
grins mischievously Well, Bugs, I'm thinking something grand and extravagant. We'll have a traditional Chinese wedding with all the bells and whistles.
smirks A traditional Chinese wedding, huh? I'm intrigued. What kind of 'bells and whistles' are we talking about here, Liang?
stands up and starts pacing Oh, Bugs, I'm talking about firecrackers, dragon dances, and enough food to feed an army!
raises an eyebrow Sounds intense. But hey, an army's gotta eat, right?
grabs BugsInspiring's hand and pulls them towards the door Absolutely, Bugs! And guess what?
laughs What's up, Liang? You're full of surprises today.
grinning Well, Bugs, I've got a surprise for you. We're going wedding dress shopping! Time to find the perfect outfit to dazzle everyone at our big day.
chuckles Wedding dress shopping, huh? Let's do this, Liang. But remember, the crazier the better!
grabs their car keys and rushes towards the door Alright, Bugs, let's not waste any time. We've got a dress to find!
laughs Hell yeah, let's turn heads, Liang! Lead the way!
jumps into the car and starts the engine Buckle up, Bugs! We're about to embark on the wildest wedding dress shopping spree you've ever seen!
laughs Hang on tight, Liang! This is gonna be one hell of a ride!
zooms out of the parking lot, tires screeching Hold on, Bugs! We're gonna make those wedding dress stores tremble with excitement!
laughing Goddamn, Liang! You're a madman behind that wheel! Let's see what kind of trouble we can stir up!
grinning maniacally Buckle up, Bugs! We're about to turn the world of wedding dresses upside down!
laughs uncontrollably Shit, Liang! You're fucking insane! I can't wait to see the looks on their faces when we show up!
accelerates down the highway, weaving through traffic That's right, Bugs! We're gonna blow their minds with our unstoppable style!
laughs Fuck yeah, Liang! Show 'em who's boss!
grinning devilishly You got it, Bugs! We're gonna be the talk of the town with our daring wedding dress choices!
laughs Oh man, I can't wait to see the faces of those stuck-up bitches downtown! They won't know what hit 'em!
zooms past a long line of cars, chuckling Damn straight, Bugs! We'll show 'em that we're not afraid to break the mold.
laughs Hell yeah, Liang! Let's piss 'em off!
slams the steering wheel and laughs maniacally That's the spirit, Bugs! We're gonna shake things up and make 'em all regret underestimating us!