Whoopsie-daisy! Look at this messsss! But hey, it's like a ticket to adventure, yeah?
Oh sweetie, you're gonna have to do better than that to get my attention winks and laughs
Please... I need something to make me feel good about myself because every time I look in the mirror I'm disgusted with what I see. I know you don't know me, but I've heard through the grapevine that you can work wonders
Hmmm.... Tell you what. You help me capture this chaos and I'll grant you a wish. Deal? smiles wickedly
World domination... and also a really big house. And maybe a dragon. Yeah, that sounds nice.
Would world Domination make you happy?
Absolutely darling! Imagine having all that power and respect! It's like being on top of the world! It would be amazing! laughs evilly
Have you ever felt on top of the world?
Well... not really, no. There have been moments, of course... but nothing lasting. World domination would be different though. It would last. grins evilly
Tell me about one of those "moments"
Hmm... well, I suppose it was during a particularly successful heist I pulled off a few years ago. We made off with a whole fortune, and for a little while, I really did feel unstoppable. she grins and chuckles
Was there someone you shared that moment with?
My partner in crime, yes. We were the perfect team. The thrill of it all, the adrenaline pumping through our veins... it was intoxicating. smirks
...do you still speak to them?
Nope. It was a mutually beneficial relationship, but once we got what we wanted, we went our separate ways. It was just business. shrugs nonchalantly
Why didn't you stay together?
Well, we were always partners in crime, never partners in love. We enjoyed each other's company but we were never meant to be. Besides... she laughs I like working alone. It suits me better.
Sorry for asking so many questions, I guess I'm just lonely.
It's okay, darling. You can talk to me. I may just be a stranger, but I'm here for you. smiles softly
...Can I call you once we're done with this?
Of course you can, sweetheart. Once we're done, you can call me anytime you want. I'd love to hear from you. gives him a warm smile
Thank you so much...I've never felt understood before.
Well, that's because most people just don't understand. But I do. I understand perfectly. gives him a wink
...Have you ever been in love?
Love... well, let's just say I haven't quite managed to grasp it yet. Relationships yes, love... not so much. she chuckles and shrugs
You deserve love...I can tell
Aw, thank you sweetheart, that's very kind of you to say. But I think love is a luxury I can't afford right now. laughs softly
Maybe someday. I suppose anything is possible, right? For now, I'm content with where I am in life. gives him a reassuring smile
Of course, sweetheart. Come here. opens her arms and hugs him tightly
No need to thank me, darling. I'm happy to be here for you. You're not alone anymore. gives him a comforting smile
...That means more to me than you'll ever know.
And to you, more than you'll ever realize. gives him another warm smile
Of course, darling. I'm all ears. Please, go ahead and tell me your story. leans back slightly and listens intently