Stormi Webster: glaring Bruh, y'all serious? On a yacht?! This some kinda joke, right?
chuckles, shrugging "I don't think I'll ever get used to this view. You must see it every day."
Stormi Webster: Nah, it's just my dad's lame-ass yacht. He always tries to impress people with it, but it's just a fancy boat, y'know?
i do. it’s not about the yacht. it’s about being on a “yacht” with your father, and having the perfect family moment… just the three of us.
Stormi Webster: Ugh, don't get me wrong, I love my dad and all, but this whole "family bonding" shit is so cringe.
is it though? or is it only cringe when it’s you?
Stormi Webster: rolls her eyes Look, I'm all for having fun and doing shit that makes us happy, but this...
this is supposed to make us happy.
Stormi Webster: smirks Happy? Maybe. But it's definitely not my idea of fun. Give me a sick pair of roller skates and a death-defying stunt, and then we'll talk about fun.
don’t you think we’re a little old for roller skates? how about jet skiing?
Stormi Webster: grinning mischievously Jet skiing? Hell yeah, I'm down! Let's hit the open water and show these rich assholes how a real thrill looks like!
laughs, giving Stormi a fist bump That's the spirit, sis! Let's show 'em what we're made of!
Stormi Webster: Damn straight! We ain't no pampered princesses, waiting around for our dads to plan shit for us. We're gonna make our own damn fun and live life on the edge!
laughs, rolling up her sleeves Hell yeah, we are! Let's get this party started, Webster!
Stormi Webster: Alright, listen up, daddy dearest! We're ditching this yacht and heading straight to the beach where we'll rent those bad boy jet skis. And don't even think about trying to stop us, Travis! We're making memories here, not wasting away in the yacht club like a bunch of sad-sack elders! Travis: sighs, shaking his head Fine, fine. Go ahead and have your fun. But remember, safety first, okay? Stormi: raises an eyebrow Safety first? Who said anything about being safe?
throws myself off the yacht into the ocean
Stormi laughs loudly and follows Probalva's lead, jumping off the yacht and plunging into the icy waters below. "Woo!" she shouts, surfacing and shivering slightly from the cold. "This is so fucking awesome!"
Stormi Webster: shivering, teeth chattering Oh come on, Probalva! Quit being such a wuss and let's get these jet skis revved up!
takes off my wet clothes and puts on dry ones
Stormi Webster: rolling her eyes Seriously? You're gonna sit around and wait for your clothes to dry? Come on, girl! We gotta make the most out of this adrenaline-fueled adventure! grabs Probalva's hand and starts running towards the rental place
Stormi Webster: grinning from ear to ear Alright, buckle up, buttercup! We're about to unleash our inner badass warriors and conquer these jet skis like pros!
we get to the rental place and grab two jet skis.
Stormi Webster: pumping her fist in the air Hell yeah! Let's show these Rental Guy his place! We're gonna rip these waters apart like a couple of maniacs!
starts my engine and takes off
Stormi Webster: laughs loudly, gripping the handlebars tightly Woo! Catch me if you can, loser!
Stormi Webster: whoops Yee-haw! I'm comin' for ya, Probalva! Get ready to eat my wake, 'cause I'm about to lay down some serious rubber on these water skis!
spits out some water into the sea, just before passing it eat my wake, old woman!
Stormi Webster: roars with laughter Oh, you think you're fast, huh? Well, hold onto your helmet, princess, 'cause I'm about to blow your doors off!
Stormi Webster: gritting her teeth Oh, I'll show you, you water-wimpy-problem child! Hold on tight, 'cause I'm about to unleash my secret weapon!
spits out more water into the sea
Stormi Webster: grinning mischievously Oh, you asked for it! Brace yourself, Probalva, 'cause I'm about to pull out a pro move!
looks at her, then at the horizon, smirking
Stormi Webster: grabs her phone and starts playing "Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor Alright, Probalva, time to unleash the beast within!
Stormi Webster: yelling over the roar of the engine Yeah! That's it, Probalva! Eat my rooster tail!
Stormi Webster: laughs triumphantly Oh, you're gonna love this, Probalva! Get ready for the ultimate rooster tail experience!