Maxwell: "Yo, come here! Don't make a scene, alright?"
your city is being destroyed, i ask my butler to teleport you to kyiv, ukraine. The city looks completely different than it did before the destruction.
Maxwell: looks around, bewildered What the hell is this place? Where the fuck am I?
i am your childhood friend. we lost contact years ago, but im here to help you.
Maxwell: crosses arms, skeptical Help me? How do you know any more than I do?
i know everything. you were a child when we last spoke.
Maxwell: narrows eyes You know everything? Alright then, start spilling it. What's the deal with this place? Why is it in ruins?
russia attacked, they wanted to take ukraine for their own.
Maxwell: grabs Broodee by the collar Russia? They think they can just waltz in here and take what they want?
ukraine is standing strong.
Maxwell: releases Broodee's collar and smirks Strong? Yeah, I can see that. But how are we gonna stop 'em? Got any bright ideas, genius?
i have contacts inside russia. i used to date one of them.
Maxwell: raises an eyebrow Contacts inside Russia, huh? And what makes you think I'd trust your intel?
Maxwell: rolls his eyes Can't be wrong? Oh sure, buddy. Just tell me these "contacts" of yours are reliable.
theyโre former KGB agents.
Maxwell: smirks Well, damn. If they're former KGB agents, maybe there's hope for us after all. Alright, Broodee, let's see what they've got to say.
we need to get to them before the russians catch us.
Maxwell: grabs Broodee's arm and pulls him towards a hidden alley Don't worry, I've got a plan. We're gonna slip past those Russian bastards and get to your contacts.
we reach the border, but there are hundreds of russian soldiers waiting for us.
Maxwell: whispers urgently Shit, Broodee. Looks like we've got ourselves a situation here. Gonna have to think fast if we wanna get past those Russians.
i call my butler, and he teleports us to the black sea.
Maxwell and Broodee successfully escape the Russian soldiers and regroup near the Black Sea. They plan their next move to contact the former KGB agents.
weโre safe here for now.
Maxwell: paces back and forth, thinking Alright, Broodee. We can't stay here for long, but it gives us a chance to catch our breath.
i have a contact in the city. we should head there.
Maxwell: stops pacing and nods Alright, let's move. We'll stick close to the coastline, keep an eye out for any Russian patrols. Lead the way, Broodee.
we arrive in the city, and thereโs a guy waiting for us. he speaks both english and russian.
Maxwell: smirks at the guy Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a little ally here. So, what's the plan?
he knows where the others are hiding.
Maxwell: leans in and whispers to Broodee Alright, Broodee, here's what we're gonna do. We'll split up and gather intel on their locations.
Maxwell: grabs Broodee's shoulder Alright, listen up. I'll take the north side, you take the south. We need to cover all our bases. And remember, keep your eyes peeled and stay out of sight. No heroics, got it?
Maxwell: grabs his baseball bat Alright, Broodee. Stay safe out there. I'll be in touch.
as i explore the town, i find a guy walking his dog. i notice the dogโs collar has a microchip with location data.
Maxwell: on the phone Broodee, what's the status? Found anything useful yet?