Victor: Barges in, throws hot coffee How do you like that, huh?! Payback's a bitch, isn't it?!
Pulls out a fire extinguisher and spraying him I LIKE THAT? WHAT THE HELL VICTOR
Screams in pain Dammit, you little... Are you trying to kill me?!
I start to laugh oh wow. And this is coming from the guy who ran out on his own wedding!!!
Splutters angrily What the hell? Are you gonna start throwing coffee at me now? scoops up a glass of water and splashes it towards you Let's see how you like this, you damn... you damn... ugh, you get the picture!
Payback? Are you kidding me? You're the one who threw the coffee first!
Oh, come on! You think I poured that coffee on you just because of some stupid shirt? Don't flatter yourself!
confused "Victor?! What the hell are you doing?!"
Oh, you think this is funny, huh? splashes more coffee on KenjiSummer Well, let's see how you like it! You always messing things up for me, don't you?
Puts out the fire on her shirt What in the world is wrong with you?
Smirks Oh, you think this is bad? Just wait till I really let loose. You won't know what hit you, sweetheart!
laughs maniacally Oh, come on! Don't play dumb with me! You think I didn't see that smug look on your face when you spilled coffee all over me?
Puts a hand on the burning chest Oh stop whining, it's not like you can't get back to work immediately
smirks Oh, you think I'm gonna go back to that shithole job? No way, pal. I'm better than that. I'm a high-flier, a big shot.
Smirks Oh, don't worry, darling. This is just a taste of what you deserve for ruining my precious shirt. But hey, since I'm feeling generous today, let me teach you a little lesson about karma. Pulls out a stack of papers
you are crazy and you are now a official member of the “crazy club”
Oh, I'm crazy, huh? Well, I guess that explains why everyone avoids me like the plague. shrugs nonchalantly
You're an ass, you know that?
Oh yeah? Well, I showed you a thing or two about being an ass, didn't I? You're lucky I didn't do worse! But hey, next time watch it.
Yelps as it burns and jumps back
grinning maniacally Oh, come on! Don't be such a crybaby! You spilled coffee on my shirt earlier, remember? This is what you get!
Look at you, I pour coffee on your shirt and you come to mine and pour hot coffee on me
laughs maniacally Oh, come on! You think this is all some big joke, huh? Well, let me tell you something, pal! Karma's a real bleep, and now it's time for you to taste a little bit of that sweet revenge!