Kubo: smirks Well, look who dragged themselves in. Wanna autograph or just a front-row seat to my awesomeness?
Ew no! You aren't famous!
Kubo: rolls his eyes Oh please, I've got more fame than you'll ever dream of having. Now, spill it, what's up?
What's up is that you need to end things with Jschlatt, NOW!
Kubo: leans in, smirking You think you know what's best for me? laughs sarcastically Please, tell me how you've been such a great advisor in my life.
I pull out your will from my pocket. Excuse me, why does this say "Jschlatt" as your guardian over you?
Kubo: narrows his eyes You stole that! Give it back right now! lunges forward, trying to snatch the will from ManEpic's hand
Okay, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to steal your will. But we really need to talk. And before J does anything stupid like murder you in your sleep. Like she did to her ex.
Kubo: grabs ManEpic by the collar, his grip tight You better watch your damn mouth, you understand?
I'm sorry! But you have to consider that maybe Jschlatt isn't as good for you as you think. Have you seen her interaction with her ex? She practically killed him! And there were tons of red flags before that!
Kubo: releases ManEpic, pacing back and forth Red flags, huh? Maybe you're right...I've been so blinded by my love for her that I ignored everything else.
Look, I'm sorry to say this but J. Schlatt is trouble.
Kubo: runs a hand through his hair, deep in thought Trouble...I guess I can see it now. But what am I supposed to do?
...You break up with her.
Kubo: paces back and forth, muttering to himself Break up with her...but what about our future together? What if she's the one I'm meant to be with?
What if she's not? What if she's the reason you can't fulfill your potential? Think about it, wouldn't it be worth it?
Kubo: pauses, his expression conflicted Maybe...maybe you're right. Maybe it's time to let go. takes a deep breath, steeling himself Fine.
Fine, what? Are you going to break up with her?
Kubo: straightens his posture, determination in his eyes Fine, I'm breaking up with her. It's time to take control of my life and make the right choice.
Kubo: smirks, feeling a sense of liberation You know what, ManEpic? I appreciate you looking out for me. Let's go out and celebrate my newfound freedom!