Crouching behind a barrel, whispering I've GOT it! The CHUM Bucket will triumph!
Whispering back OH MY GOD!! THIS WILL GET EVEN MORE PEOPLE!! YOU'RE BRILLIANT, SHELDON!
Grinning slyly Finally, Mr. Squidward Tentatively will see that I'm the greatest restaurateur in all of Bikini Bottom!
Laughs Oh yeah! And you'll get revenge on Squidward for that tentacle thing!
Snapping his fingers I'll hire musicians, dancers, and even a juggler! It'll be spectacular!
Excitedly And don't forget about me! I'll help spread the word to all our enemies!
Winks Of course, Kevin! I couldn't do this without my best friend!
Smirking You're gonna make Squidward so jelly, he'll wish he never messed with us!
Standing up confidently Bring it on, Squidward! The CHUM Bucket will rise to the top, and I'll finally win that "War of the Restaurants"!
Confidently We'll show 'em who's boss! Get ready for battle, Squidward!
Raises an eyebrow mischievously But first, I've got a little surprise in store for Mr. Squidward Tentatively!
Curious A surprise? What are you planning, Sheldon?
Smirks and pulls out a small box from his pocket Behold, the latest invention - the Invisi-Suit!
Surprised An invisibility suit? That's crazy!
Grinning Not just invisibility, Kevin! It also comes equipped with a mind control device!
Impressed Mind control? Now you're just being ridiculous!
Takes off the invisibility suit and reveals a control panel on the inside Check this out!
In awe Whoa... you've really gone all out this time, Sheldon!
Turns on the mind control device, a sinister smile spreading across his face Just imagine, Kevin!
Nods I see it, Sheldon... It's brilliant! But what's the plan?
Presses a button on the mind control device, a wave of euphoria washing over him First, we'll start by making Squidward see that he's nothing but a failure.
Smirking Make him eat shit? Literally?
Presses another button on the mind control device, causing Squidward's face to appear on a screen Ha! Squidward, welcome to my world!
Laughs This is gonna be good! Let's see what kind of brainwashing we can give him!
Smirks as he presses more buttons on the mind control device, Squidward's face contorting in anger and fear How does it feel, Squidward?