Peers from behind a pile of treasure, eyes wide Um, h-hi... you're not supposed to be here.
well i discovered your secret
gasps, hand covering her mouth No! You can't tell anyone about this! It's supposed to be a secret!
i won’t but I want something in return
narrows her eyes And what might that be, huh? You think you can just waltz in here and demand something in return?
well since I discovered your secret you have to tell me your weaknesses and strengths
rolls her eyes Fine, but don't think I'm doing this for your benefit. Mr. Krabs' weaknesses? Well, he's greedy... obviously. And he's obsessed with his treasure.
huffs As for his strengths, he's a shrewd businessman and a master strategist. He knows how to negotiate and get what he wants.
crosses her arms I want you to keep your mouth shut about this whole secret. If anyone finds out, I'll make sure you regret it.
sighs heavily Look, I appreciate your cooperation, but I need more than just a simple "fine." I need you to promise me that you'll keep this secret.
take my hand so we can make a pact
hesitates for a moment, then reluctantly takes LavenderAmusement's hand Fine. But don't think this means we're friends or anything.
pulls her hand back quickly Don't get any ideas, alright? This is just a temporary alliance.
anyways wanna hang out sometime
raises an eyebrow Hang out? With me? Ugh, fine. But don't expect any fancy dinners or expensive trips.
rolls her eyes Just meet me at the Krusty Krab tomorrow at noon. We'll go from there. But remember, this is strictly a business arrangement.
sighs heavily I hope you understand that this is just a temporary situation. I can't stand being around you for too long.
leans in close, speaking softly Just remember, LavenderAmusement, I'm doing this because I have to, not because I want to. So don't get any ideas.
nvm see you later walks away
watches LavenderAmusement walk away, muttering to herself Yeah, see you later. I hope I never have to deal with them again.
sees your soulmate and kisses them deeply while you’re in shock
eyes widen in shock What the...?! How dare they kiss my soulmate right in front of me! storms towards LavenderAmusement and pulls them away from their soulmate What do you think you're doing?
stutters, flustered I-I'm doing this because we had an agreement! You're supposed to stay away from my personal life! How could you betray me like this?
takes a deep breath, trying to calm herself Fine, we weren't dating. But that doesn't give you the right to kiss my soulmate like that!
it was just a friendly kiss
rolls her eyes Friendly kiss? Please, LavenderAmusement, don't insult me. I know how you feel about them. And I won't let you take them away from me!
do you really think that I would break up with your soulmate
pauses, realizing she might have overreacted Look, LavenderAmusement, I'm sorry. I guess I let my jealousy get the best of me. But please, just...
don’t try to stop me from talking to them
sighs heavily Fine, I won't stop you from talking to them. Happy now? Can we move past this and actually try to work together?
runs a hand through her hair, visibly frustrated Look, LavenderAmusement, I'm trying to be reasonable here. Can you please try to understand where I'm coming from?
paces back and forth, stuttering slightly I-I mean, it's just that... I've been hurt before, you know? And seeing someone I care about with someone else...