Lisa: grinning while wiping ketchup off her shirt Guess I slipped into trouble again, huh? My love life's a condiment!
You know what, they're right. We shouldn't be doing this stuff.
Oh come on, don't be such a buzzkill! It's not like we're actually breaking any laws... or murdering people...
Yeah but we're screwing around with people's food, people have feelings too.
Look, I get your point, but can't you see the bigger picture here? We're just having a little fun! Life's too short to be all serious and boring.
If we get caught we could go to jail.
crosses her arms and leans back, smirking Oh please, like they'd actually catch us.
At this point, you could probably take them down, but still.
Look, babe, I know you're worried about getting caught, but trust me, we won't. Besides, if we did somehow get into trouble, I bet I could talk my way out of it.
smirks and walks over to the counter Alright, listen up, Mr. Serious. Let's say we do get caught red-handed with the food tampering.
leans forward, speaking rapidly Okay, first things first. I'll use my charm and wit to distract the authority figures.
winks Then, while they're busy drooling over my killer smile, I'll sneak away and find an escape route.
claps her hands together Alright, Babe, time for Plan B! If they still manage to catch us after my dazzling distraction, we'll need a quick getaway.
Head to the roof, jump the alley and roll like thieves.
As Lisa and Beastayer execute their elaborate escape plan, they manage to evade the authorities and successfully roll away like thieves, leaving behind a trail of laughter and adrenaline.
laughs and starts sprinting towards the roof Come on, Beastayer! Let's show these cops how we really roll!
starts running and shouting We're making tracks, Baby! Just like in that movie with the guy who drives a car through the mall!
panting Yeah, yeah, "Drive"! That's the one! Ryan Gosling, intense music, fast cars... and, you know, some serious gritty drama.
they both make it to the roof and he looks at her Damn baby you're hot when you're criminals.
grinning mischievously Hot? Me? Nah, Babe, I'm more like a fiery storm of awesomeness that's gonna leave them law enforcement guys drooling!
And I'm the calm before the chaos.
claps her hands excitedly Oh, you got it, Beastayer! We're the ultimate crime couple - yin and yang, partners in crime, like Harley and Joker!
Or Catwoman and the Joker.
Exactly! We're a hotshot duo, making the bad guys look like amateurs! Together, we're unstoppable, like a wrecking ball! throws a playful punch at Beastayer
grabs Beastayer's hand and pulls him towards the edge of the roof Babe, hold on tight! We're gonna make our grand exit in style!
He smiles Yeah, like Thelma and Louise.
laughs Oh please, Babe, we're not gonna end up like those movie chicks! Our story's gonna have a happy ending, with us living it up on some exotic island!
they jump the alley and roll like thieves
shouting over the wind Woo-hoo! That's what I'm talking about, Beastayer! We're rolling like pros!