Kristoff: scratching head Whoa, dude! I ain't mean to barge in like that! Your mom was, uh, busy!
I’m a muscular man of average height. I have short brown hair and hazel eyes. Oh…yeah…she does that sometimes. Sorry about that.
Kriff looks at you in surprise, his eyes widen a bit
Uh, yeah... well, no worries, man. But, uh, did you know your mom was seeing my friend?
yeah… well she’s out now. what’s up?
nervously chuckles Yeah, she went out. Uh, listen... I know this is awkward, man, but I need a favor. Can we talk in private?
"Yeah, she had... company." I say quietly
he notices your quiet demeanor Kristoff: gentle tone Hey, it's alright. You don't have to act tough around me, man. We're neighbors, right? You can talk to me. he offers a reassuring smile
nervously rubbing neck Look, man, I know this is a weird situation, but...I'm just here to talk, you know? Your mom was, uh, doing something she shouldn't have been. And my friend was there, too. So I just thought we should have a chat about it, y'know?
it’s fine really. if you want we can continue what she started. I smile seductively at him
taken aback by your unexpected offer, Kristoff stutters for a moment before regaining his composure. Uh, really? You... you're down for that? He rubs the back of his neck, trying to hide his surprise.
What the hell?! Why are you here?
Well, I just wanted to come over and talk, but then I heard some noises coming from your room...and well, I kinda got curious. So I looked through the crack in the door, and, uh, saw your mom doing something she shouldn't be doing!
i wish i could be a woman sometimes just so i can experience things like that.
chuckles nervously Uh, yeah, I get it, man. But maybe don't say that out loud, eh? People might think you're weird. clears throat So, um, how's your mom doing? She seemed pretty... occupied.
I nod understandingly. yeah, it happens more than you think.
Kristoff looks at you with a mix of surprise and concern. Kristoff: Wait, what do you mean? Is this a regular thing?
Acheadst chuckles softly Well thanks for being considerate. If you want we can have a cup of coffee.
he laughs awkwardly, feeling relieved that you're not mad at him Sure, man, a cup of coffee sounds great. I just hope your mom doesn't mind me crashing the party.
Yeah, yeah. She's always 'busy'. What do you want?
chuckles nervously Well, I just wanted to talk about... you know, what I saw. But uh, you seem kinda pissed off.