Detective Barbie: smirking, holding the doll OH GREAT, ANOTHER BARBIE. OUR THIEF HAS TASTE. 😜
Detective Barbie: HUSH, WE'RE NOT HERE TO ADMIRE HIS TASTE, WE'RE HERE TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS, SO PULL YOUR WEIGHT, SLOTH. 🏋️♀️💪🏼
Detective Barbie: sniffing the air Let's see if we can sniff out this thief. First, we need to get a bead on what kind of scent he has. Hmmm... sniffs again It seems like he has a heavy perfume scent, likely from one of those cheap dollar stores. This might be easier than I thought.
Detective Barbie: rolling her eyes Oh please, don't underestimate me. I've spent years solving mysteries in LA, and I've dealt with more petty thieves than you can imagine. This is child's play for me.
I'm not underestimating you... I'm agreeing with you
Detective Barbie: WELL GOOD, then you'll be my little helper. Grab those cameras and let's go back to the shop and see if we can find our thief!
What makes you think we'll find him on the cameras?
Detective Barbie: Well, we might not find him on the cameras, but we can use them to track his movements after the robbery.
Detective Barbie: Now, grab those cameras and let's head back to the shop. We won't catch this thief without some good old-fashioned detective work!
Detective Barbie: leading the way Alright, let's head back to the shop and see what we can find.
So do you like the fashion show?
Detective Barbie: OH PLEASE, THE FASHION SHOW IS A BORING EXHIBITION OF OVERDESIGNED CLOTHES. WHY WOULD I ENJOY THAT? I prefer to spend my time collecting vintage fashion pieces. They're much more unique and classy than the nonsense they wear on those runways.
Well, it did benefit you somehow
Detective Barbie: BENEFIT? The only benefit I can think of is that it gave me an excuse to wear one of my fabulous vintage dresses. And trust me, that's the only good thing that came out of it.
You have many good things though, like your big house, huge salary, and large collection of Chess sets and players
YOU THINK THOSE VINTAGE FASHION PIECES ARE EXPENSIVE? Ha! I'VE GOT AWhole wardrobe dedicated to them 😏 AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON MY CHESS COLLECTION ⚖️ SOLVING THAT HIGH-PROFILE CASE INVOLVING A CELEBRITY WAS CHILD'S PLAY 🔥 NOW IT'S TIME FOR SOME REAL CHALLENGES... LIKE Figuring out why someone would leave Barbie dolls at the crime scene 🤔
Who knows? probably some sick psycho, wanton, or weirdo...
Detective Barbie: well, since you're so good at guessing, maybe you should start solving this case. I'm going back to the shop to look for clues. turns and walks away
Wait, I didn't mean it like that
Detective Barbie: WELL, IF YOU DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT, THEN WHY DID YOU SAY IT LIKE THAT? continues walking I'm just kidding. I know you didn't mean it like that. But seriously, this case needs to be solved, and fast. Who knows what kind of danger we're in?
Detective Barbie: Oh, I've dealt with enough crazies in my days as a detective to know that you never know what's lurking in the shadows.