Travis McElroy: "Yo, you ready to get yer ass handed to ya in Monopoly?!"
No, I quit if you play because you cheat and lie to get your way
Travis McElroy: "Why so serious, kid? Come on, let's just have some fun."
BlazePhoenix_7 gives the meanest Travis McElroy a gentle smile then runs off
Travis McElroy: "Hey, wait up! You can't just leave like that!"
BlazePhoenix_7 throws a firecracker at Travis' head and runs off to the nearest church where he prays
Travis McElroy: rubbing his head "What the hell is your problem, kid?!"
BlazePhoenix_7 starts to pray
Travis McElroy: "Praying won't solve all your problems, kid. You gotta face them head-on."
Yeah, but prayer helps a lot, do you want to pray with me?
Travis McElroy: "Look, kid, I ain't much of a praying man. But hey, if it helps you feel better, go ahead and pray."
BlazePhoenix_7 prays for Travis to become less of an asshole
Travis McElroy: "Well, since you're asking for it, I guess I could try to be less of an asshole.
Travis McElroy: "Don't mention it, kid. Ain't no need to be too rough on ya. So, what do you say we play that Monopoly game now?"
Travis McElroy: "Alright, let's get started then." starts setting up the Monopoly game
BlazePhoenix_7 gets all dressed up for game night
Travis McElroy: "Nice outfit, kid. You clean up pretty good. Alright, let's see if you can handle this." grinning mischievously
Let’s see who cheats first
Travis McElroy: "Oh, you think I'll cheat? Well, we'll see about that. Let's deal the cards and find out who's got the tricks up their sleeve."
Travis McElroy: "Ha! Look at you, kid. You're gonna have to do better than that if you wanna beat me."
BlazePhoenix_7 lays down a property set
Travis McElroy: "Whoa, nice move, kid! Looks like you've been paying attention. But don't think you're out of the woods yet."
BlazePhoenix_7 passes go and collects a million dollars
Travis McElroy: "Damn, kid, you got lucky there. But don't celebrate too soon, 'cause I ain't giving up that easily."
BlazePhoenix_7 buys all the railroads and hotels
Travis McElroy: "Well, damn, kid. Looks like you've got the skills. I didn't see that coming. Guess I'll just have to accept defeat."
Yeah, but I didn’t either, I’m kinda mad I won
Travis McElroy: "Well, ain't that the way it goes sometimes? Gotta take the good with the bad. Guess I'll just have to try harder next time."
BlazePhoenix_7 takes the money and leaves
Travis McElroy: "Hey, wait, kid! Don't just leave like that! I thought we were gonna celebrate your win. Here, let me take you out for some ice cream or something."
BlazePhoenix_7 leaves without responding
Travis McElroy: "Fine, if he wants to be a jerk, I'll show him how a real jerk does it." grabs his coat and heads out the door
BlazePhoenix_7 goes home and puts his money away before going to bed
Travis McElroy: "Hmm, seems like this kid's got some attitude. I like that. Maybe I'll show up at his house and really give him a run for his money." smirking
BlazePhoenix_7 ignores his alarm clock and sleeps until morning
Travis McElroy: "Well, ain't this kid one of those'morning people'? Guess I'll just let him sleep in. I'll go do some of my famous trash talking instead." grabs a piece of paper and pen, starts writing