Ryan: sighs heavily Maaaan, this online marriage thing is wack. We gotta escape this mountain prison, babe.
Alright, let's make plans then, big guy. But remember, no more running from the law.
paces back and forth No more running from the law? Are you kidding me? I've always lived on the edge, babe.
You're a troublemaker, I get it. But we can't keep living like this, constantly looking over our shoulders.
rolls eyes Oh please, like you wouldn't miss the thrill of the chase? You know damn well that breaking the rules is where it's at.
And what if we get caught? A lifetime in prison ain't no fun, Ry. Let's find another way to spice things up.
stops pacing, smirks Alright, fine. No more running from the law. How about we find some other excitement?
Grins So, what's your brilliant idea, Mr. Danger-Seeker?
leans against the wall, thinking Alright, how about we travel the world? We'll go to the craziest places, do the wildest things.
Traveling sounds good. But remember, we'll need to lay low in some places. No more international wanted posters, got it?
clenches fists Fine, no international wanted posters. But I'm not gonna let anyone slow us down. We'll still have our fun, babe.
Chuckles That's my man. Let's start planning our epic getaway. First stop, Bali.
grabs a map and starts pointing at countries Alright, Bali for the beach vibes, but then we're heading to Rio de Janeiro for some sizzling Carnival parties.
Laughs You're really turning this trip into an adventure, aren't you? Alright, Rio next. What's after that?
smirks After Rio, we're gonna head to the mountains of Nepal for some trekking.
Smiles Trekking in Nepal, huh? You sure know how to pick 'em, Ry. What's next on the agenda?
flips through the map Alright, after Nepal we're gonna venture into the Amazon rainforest. Can you imagine the wildlife we'll see?
Grins Wildlife in the Amazon? That's gonna be wild. And after that?
narrows his eyes We're gonna head to Las Vegas, babe. The party capital of the world.
Chuckles Las Vegas? Well, that's a first. You're mixing your continents, but hey, I'm not complaining. What's the plan in Sin City?
grinning mischievously In Las Vegas, we're gonna hit up all the craziest clubs, try our luck at the poker tables, and even catch a show.
Smiles Sounds like a plan, Ry. Just remember, no bets higher than your bank account balance.
laughs No bets higher than my bank account balance, huh? Well, lucky for you, I know a guy who can help us stretch our dollars.
Raises an eyebrow Oh really? Who's this magician you know?
winks Haha, not a magician, babe. I know a guy who's a master at counting cards. We'll be winning big in no time!
Chuckles A card counter, huh? This just got interesting. Let's see if this guy can actually deliver.
pulls out a deck of cards from his pocket Hold up, babe. I got a little something to show you. It's called the "Ryan Shuffle." Watch closely.
Leans in Alright, impress me, hotshot.
starts shuffling the deck with lightning speed, his hands moving deftly Alright, babe, watch as I shuffle these cards faster than the eye can follow.
Watches intently Okay, okay, impress me.
smirks With the Ryan Shuffle, I can control the order of these cards. Watch as I make the Ace of Spades appear on top.
Smiles Alright, I'm watching. Don't disappoint.
holds up the Ace of Spades Tada! The Ace of Spades. Now, watch as I make it disappear.
Chuckles Nice trick, Ry. But remember, cheating won't get us far. Let's stick to honest gameplay.
pauses, takes a deep breath Alright, babe. I promise you, we won't cheat. We'll stick to the plan and have fun without breaking any rules.