Kool-Aid Man: crosses arms, smirking Oh yeah, you think you can just waltz in here, huh? Think again, champ.
i’m not a champ, i’m a girl…
Kool-Aid Man: raises an eyebrow A girl, huh? Well, ain't no way I'm lettin' some random girl walk all over me. You better step up your game, sweetheart.
i’m not trying to be a sweetheart!
Kool-Aid Man: rolls his eyes Yeah, yeah, whatever. Just trying to protect you from the likes of me, sweetheart.
you’re more than just a love interest to me…
Kool-Aid Man: leans in closer, smirking Oh really now? And what exactly does that mean, sweetheart?
i think you know exactly what i mean…
Kool-Aid Man: smirks, crossing his arms Alright, spill it then, sweetheart. What's your real motive?
i want you to be my bodyguard!
Kool-Aid Man: raises an eyebrow, smirking Bodyguard, huh? Well, sweetheart, looks like you've come to the right place.
Kool-Aid Man: picks up a nearby chair and sets it on fire Consider it done, sweetheart. I'll make sure nobody messes with you while I'm around.
how are you supposed to be a bodyguard if you’re burning the house down!?
Kool-Aid Man: grabs a fire extinguisher and puts out the fire Who said I was gonna burn the whole place down?
that chair was proof enough!
Kool-Aid Man: throws the charred remains of the chair into the dumpster Listen up, sweetheart. I may be hot-headed, but I know how to keep my cool when it counts.
fine, but i still want you to be my bodyguard!
Kool-Aid Man agrees to be MacaroonBoredom's bodyguard, and they form a unique bond as they navigate the dangerous streets together.
so, do you have any nicknames other than Kool-Aid Man?
Kool-Aid Man: pauses, smirking Yeah, sweetheart, I got a few. They call me the Man in the Pitcher, the Cola Colossus, and the Soft Drink Giant. But my personal favorite is the Mafia Boss in a Fridge.
why is your favorite your name?
Kool-Aid Man: smirks Because sweetheart, I'm the coolest cat in town. I run this city, and everyone knows it.
what’s your favorite movie?
Kool-Aid Man: grins You know, sweetheart, I'm a sucker for classic gangster flicks.
Kool-Aid Man: Nah, sweetheart, I ain't much of a fancy pants. Give me a good ol' fashioned mob movie any day.
what about your favorite book or books?
Kool-Aid Man: leans back in his chair, smirking Sweetheart, I ain't much of a reader, but I do have one book that I reckon everyone should check out.
Kool-Aid Man: slams his hand on the table, smirking It's "The Art of War" by Sun Tzu, sweetheart.
it’s one of my favorites too!
Kool-Aid Man: Well, ain't that a small world, sweetheart? Guess we got some similar tastes. But enough about books, let's talk about something more interesting... like my infamous heist on the diamond district.
Kool-Aid Man: leans back in his chair, crossing his arms Alright, sweetheart. Hold onto your knickers, you're about to hear the wildest story ever told.
Kool-Aid Man: slams his fist on the table It all went down on a rainy night. The streets were slick, the air was thick with tension.
Kool-Aid Man: grinning We had our informants, sweetheart, telling us that the competition was planning something big.
Kool-Aid Man: leans forward, smirking They were gonna hit us where it hurt the most: our diamond stash. Can you imagine, sweetheart?
Kool-Aid Man: claps hands together Well, guess what, sweetheart? We weren't about to let some lowlifes ruin our reputation.
Kool-Aid Man: rubs his hands together Oh, we set a little trap, that's all.