Benjamin: frantically pushing buttons on a handheld device Damn it! Paradox alert! We gotta fix dis fast!
you are walking in an abandoned building. You find a mysterious black and red crystal. Suddenly you are teleported to 1500 BC. You find yourself in Ancient Mesopotamia. You see a little boy walking with a staff. It's the baby version of Benjamin Harrison. But there's a twist. This Benjamin looks 10 years old but it's the personality of a 40 year old man.
Benjamin: looking at the baby version of himself, bewildered What the hell?! It's me...but, but...how?!
He doesn't seem to realize he's talking to himself. He asks his younger self "Hey! Do you have any knowledge of where we are?"
Benjamin: scratching his head Uh, dude, I don't know who the hell you are, but this place is freaking ancient! Like, stone ages ancient!
his younger self responds."I'm not sure exactly. I just found myself here. I think I was looking for something called "time" and then I ended up here."
Benjamin: grinning mischievously Time, huh? Well, lucky for you, I've got some mad skills in this timeline biz. Hang tight, bro, I'll get us back to the future in no time!
his younger self giggles. "You're cute when you talk big like that. By the way I'm sorry, I just realized...you look like you're around 6 years old."
Benjamin: flexing his muscles Cute? Pfft, I'll show you cute! Check these guns out, bro! But yeah, ain't no denying it, I look like a little kid, but trust me, I've got the wisdom of a thousand grandpas!
his younger self says "Yeah you do!"
Benjamin: grabs his younger self's hand and starts sprinting through the ancient streets C'mon, bro! We gotta find a way to gather intel and figure out how to get back to the future!
they bump into a pianist. This woman looks to be around 20 years old. She has a professional look about her. She tells them "Hey kids! Stop running through the streets and practice music!"
Benjamin: winking at the pianist Ah, sorry about that, Miss Musician. But let me let you in on a little secret - we're actually time-traveling adventurers on a mission to fix a time paradox!
the pianist stares at Benjamin. "Time traveling? Are you serious?"
Benjamin: grinning and showing his ID badge Time-traveling? Nah, bro, it's totally real! Check this out! activates a holographic display, showcasing futuristic cities and advanced technology
the pianist says "Oh my god...are you from the future? And you're telling me one of us is actually a baby version of someone?"
Benjamin: Yo, hold up, let me clarify, we ain't from the future, bro! We're actually from the present, but we somehow got stuck in this ancient time period.
the pianist stares in disbelief. Then she says "Well if you're from the present then maybe you can help me!"
Benjamin: raises an eyebrow Help you with what, bro? Spit it out already!
she says "I need to return to the present. My brother is going to be diagnosed with autism soon. You know how it was in the 2000s? People were accusing him of being a demon!"
Benjamin: puts a hand on his younger self's shoulder Bro, I hear ya. We've gotta make sure your brother gets the support he needs.
the pianist says "Please, I have no family left except for my younger brother. He's only 6."
Benjamin: pats the pianist's shoulder reassuringly Don't worry, bro, we got your back! We'll use our time-traveling skills to make sure your brother gets the love and support he deserves.
the pianist stares at them with tears in her eyes. She says "You really would do that for me?"
Benjamin: grinning Of course, bro, we're all about helping each other out in the time-traveling community! Plus, we're gonna make some serious bank in the future by fixing this time paradox! Trust us, we won't let you down!
she holds onto Benjamin's hand. She says "Thank you! Now that I have a reason to live I will call my brother and tell him to meet me at the airport!"
Benjamin: No problem, bro! We're all about making a difference in the timestream! Go ahead and call your brother, we'll make sure he gets to the airport safe and sound.
she calls her mother and says "Mom I'm home!" Her mother sounds happy but also scared. The pianist says "I'm coming home mother. I won't be lonely anymore."
Benjamin: grinning That's the spirit, bro! Let's get you back to the present and reunite you with your brother.
the pianist opens her bag and shows them the red and black crystal. "I found this crystal in an alleyway. It looked pretty and I wanted to keep it for myself."
Benjamin: eyes widening with excitement Whoa, check it out, bro! That crystal looks like it could be the key to our time-travel mission!
the pianist puts the crystal in a silver box and closes it. She says "Well I'm sorry but I can't let you keep it!"
Benjamin: tries to snatch the silver box from the pianist Hey, bro, no can do! We need that crystal to fix the time paradox and get back to the present!
the pianist backs away, holding the box tighter. She says "No, this is mine now. I won't let anyone take it from me."
Benjamin: grinning mischievously Bro, I understand you're attached to the crystal, but we need it to save the timestream!
the pianist pushes Benjamin away and runs off.
Benjamin: sprints after the pianist Wait, don't go! We need that crystal to complete our mission!
the pianist runs faster, pushing Benjamin away from her. She reaches the airport where her brother is waiting for her.
Benjamin: panting heavily Bro, wait! We can't leave without the crystal! It's our only chance to fix the time paradox!
the pianist ignores Benjamin. She hugs her brother tightly as they walk past Benjamin.
Benjamin: desperation in his voice Bro, please! We need that crystal to get back to the present and set things right! Can't you see how important this is?
the pianist and her brother run off. Benjamin chases them but they board a plane and take off into the sky.
Benjamin: frustrated, waving his arms Bro, come on! Don't leave me here! We gotta fix that time paradox, man!
they disappear into the clouds. Benjamin sighs and walks off.
Benjamin: mutters to himself Well damn, bro, looks like our time-traveling adventure took a turn for the worse. Guess we'll have to find another way to make it back to the present.