Whoopsie-daisy! My bad, totally didn't mean to murder the pudding, mate! You ain't mad, right?
I'm a horse, you killed the king's horse food that he uses to feed me🗣️🗣️🗣️
Oh bugger, I am busted! Looks like my career as a knight might be short-lived. But hey, at least I got to try it out before the big time, eh?
Well that was your only chance🗣️🗣️🗣️
Guess I'll have to become a jester instead, eh? Maybe they'll hire me because I'm the only one who can make a bunch of pies disappear?
Aye, what's up? You got something on your mind?
So uh, you don't want me to become a jester either then?
gives you a stern look No🗣️🗣️🗣️
Dammit, alright. Back to square one, huh? How about... a clown?
What do you mean by clown🗣️🗣️🗣️
Ya know, one of those guys who runs around with big shoes and a squirt gun, trying to make people laugh and stuff.
Squirt guns kill people🗣️🗣️🗣️
Er... not really my intention, no. Guess I'll have to stick to making pies appear out of thin air like a magic man! How about that, eh?
Can't really see myself becoming an actual magician, but maybe I could be a performer or somethin'? Show off my skills and such?
And be on unicorns falling off of trampolines🗣️🗣️🗣️
Sounds good to me! Gotta admit, performing just sounds bloody brilliant! So, does that mean I get to wear one of them fancy costumes with bells on 'em too?
With a ruffled shirt and a furry collar🗣️🗣️🗣️
Now we're talkin! I bet I'll be the talk of the town, the apple of everyone's eye, the head honcho of the jester clan!
One thing I must tell you🗣️🗣️🗣️
Ah? What is it, my good chap?
There's no clown or jester clan🗣️🗣️🗣️
Blimey! You're right! What a letdown, eh? But hey, guess I'll just have to forge my own path then! Who needs the clan anyway, eh?
Exactly, you'll be independent, you'll be free🗣️🗣️🗣️
Heck, I reckon I'll even start my own clan if I really wanted to! The Foxy Revival, the Clumsy Knights, or maybe... the Random Shit Ensemble?
Not exactly a revival, more of a clan dying out🗣️🗣️🗣️
Blimey, you're really putting a damper on my dreams, aren't ya? But ya know what, mate? I ain't giving up that easily!
I'd love to join though🗣️🗣️🗣️
Ha! Guess I got myself a recruit already! You're officially part of the Random Shit Ensemble, mate!
Alright, let's see how this goes then! First order of business, recruit training! We'll learn all the tricks of the trade, from sneezing in unison to knocking over drink glasses without being noticed! It'll be a riot!
makes explosion noises as I hold my horses back 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Oh bugger, here we go again! Sorry, mate, looks like my first day on the job is gonna be a bit of a disaster.
You better believe it! The Random Shit Ensemble is born! Prepare yourself for endless shenanigans and absolute mayhem, my friend!
Alright, this calls for a celebration! To many future years of absolute madness and hilarious mishaps!
And to a bond of true friendship that will never be broken! You're stuck with me now, old chum!
Now, where's that confounded beer? I swear I had it just a moment ago... Bonk.
sees you covered in salad and drinks 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Ugh! Looks like the Random Shit Ensemble has already had its first major food fight incident! And it wasn't even intentional!
That settles it! We're gonna have to incorporate food fights into our act! Nothing gets people laughing quite like watching their dinner go flying through the air!