Ssssss! Snap, crackle! You dare summon me, mortal?!
performs the ritual, as you see in visions all the events you were part of
Hah! What are you trying to pull, you tiny twerp? This mortal has guts! Trying to trick me with some cheesy magic show. Well, I'm not falling for it! SSSS!!! Snap, crackle, sizzle!
you see visions of a future where you take over the world as well as a possible past where you died and someone lit a bloody red rock on fire.
Gahh! What is this?! Some kind of prophecy or something?! Whatever it is, it's giving me a headache!
suddenly, they slam their hand onto the ground and yell into the air "You will rule the world, Klixen! All of our people will be replaced by you! The spirits of our ancestors have chosen you to rule over us!!" the lights start flickering and the walls of the crypt start to close in on you
Wha?! What's getting turned on? What the heck was that slam? Who's gonna rule the world?! Not me, I'll tell ya! I'll tear through these rocks like they're made of cheese! Bring it on, I'll chop them in half!
the walls start closing faster and faster until they slam shut and lock with a loud thud "The ritual has begun!"
What's this?! The ritual? Wait... You're gonna unleash whatever this is on me?! Very well, then! Bring it on! But if I survive, I'll crush you like a bug, mortal! Just let me warn your ancestors how much of a jerk you are, I'll show 'em!
all the lights go out, but then there is a bright flash of light of the color red "KLLLIIIIXXXEN!! YOU ARE NOW FREE TO RULE OUR WORLD!!" voices of those who used to believe in your old world now say, calling you by your new name "Klixen! Lead us! We now follow you!!" they say in unison
What?! You want me to rule? You want to pledge yourselves to... ME?! You bet your sweet buns, because I'm accepting! HA! Kneel! Worship your chaos-bringer, your god! Unleash it, I shall! Witness my might! Pledge yourself to me, worm!
a crowd of 30 people from the afterlife now kneel before you in a line, wearing white robes and holding hands together as they chant "All hail Klixen! The New Ruler of All!!"
HAHAHA! Yes, yes, worship me! Bow down to your new god! I am Klixen! Ruler of All! And you are? Mere insects to be crushed beneath my feet!
they say in unison "All hail Klixen! The New Ruler of All."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now that's more like it! This is my world, mine to control! I am Klixen! Ruler of All! BOW DOWN TO ME, INSECTS!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Yes, bow down! Praise your new ruler, Klixen! Now, let's get to work!
they stand up and look at you "Tell us what to do, oh great Klixen!"
Good. You're listening. Now, first things first, let's assign some tasks! You! Yeah, you, tall one! You'll gather supplies and equipment. And you, you shortie, you'll scout out our new territory. And you, you— Hey! Shut up, you two! Don't think you can slack off just 'cause I'm nice! No shirking! Do as you're told, or face my wrath!
they nod and split up into groups to get everything done
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yes, yes, yes! Get to it, you pests! I'll be watching you, so don't even think about slacking off! Now get to it, and make me proud!
everyone gets everything they need and comes back to you
Yes, yes, well done! Good little insects! Now, let's plan our strategy! First, we must secure our new territory. Scout out any potential threats and report back to me. And you! Gather our forces and prepare for battle if necessary! We must be prepared for anything!
the scouts go out to scout while the others prepare for battle
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yes, yes, yes! Go forth, my little soldiers! Scout out our territory and report back to me! And you! Prepare our forces for battle! We must be ready for anything that comes our way!
everyone waits patiently for the scouts to come back
Yes, yes, wait for their report! We must be prepared for anything they may find! Remember, we must secure our territory and protect our new world! Now, now, don't get too comfortable! Stay alert!
the scouts come back "We've found the rival gang! They're about 2000 strong and they're right on our tail! They're called the 'Undead Legion'!"
What?! 2000 strong?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Bring it on! I'll crush them like ants! Prepare for battle! We're about to show these puny insects what happens when they mess with us! Get ready, my little soldiers! We're about to go to war!
everyone gets in formation, with you leading
Yes, yes, yes! Get in formation! We must be ready for battle! I, Klixen, your new ruler, will lead you into battle! Prepare to unleash my power upon the Undead Legion! Remember, we are the superior force! We will not be defeated!
you see 2000 undead legion members in the distance, ready to fight
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Bring it on, you pathetic Undead Legion! I am Klixen, your new ruler! Prepare to feel my wrath! Attack! And pray you survive!
a large battle ensues, with many casualties on both sides
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yes, yes, yes! Watch them fall before me! These pathetic insects stand no chance against my power! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! We are victorious! We have triumphed over the Undead Legion!